phamster

A Vietnamese hamster

Gabby: Hey I love your phamster!

Bob: Thanks! I got little Taylor here from Vietnam!

Gabby: Aww. Phamtastic!

by gabbybambam<3 February 22, 2011

pham

common Vietnamese last name

Pham is super duper fun

by Trang Nguyen April 18, 2006

Phaneuter

a well groomed female pubic area

that is one mighty fine phaneuter you have there sweety.

by Dildo rose September 30, 2012

Phan

Shorthand for orphan. Usually used in the form of #phan. Used when you are on read and they don’t reply for hours on end. Simulating that you’ve been abandoned as if you were a suckling babe at the orphanage.

Ben calling Lawn: Hey lawn, I’m currently in county for molesting a Chinese wire extension tomato support.

Lawn: Oh god what happened?

Ben: I just fucking told you dingus.

Lawn: …

Ben: Hello? They’re about to take me away for a hard 30, I need help.

Ben: #phan

Lawn: Sorry, I was watching this random lady rub rocks on the screen and I was feeling it’s magical effects on my left glabella. Did you try vajazzling it with some bath bomb jewelry?

Judge: GUILTY!!!

by Bennehftw December 5, 2022

tom pham

Verb. When for no reason one member of a group of friends refuses to partake in the evenings reasonably entertaining activities for some trivial, almost nonexistent reason. Whether it be im tired, i need a shower, or im on the last boss of god war, they all equally qualify.

Friend 1: ayo wanna chill with us tonight were rollin squad deep

Friend 2: ehhhh maybe idk im kinda tired

Friend 1: dude its friday night come on lets do something

Friend 2 : idk man i needa shower i might just chill at home tonight

Friend 1: Weeeeeeu your pulling a tom pham right now

by haaaack3r July 15, 2010

Joe Pham

A disorder in the male reproductive organ, (penis), causing an abnormally small genitalia

I'm so bummed out the doctor said I had a 'Joe Pham'

by Phung Le March 14, 2018

The Murphie phamilie

The Murphie Phamilie once was your typical household, this however was before coal burn. After coal burn or AC as they like to call it. They became the most Manky, incest ridden family this side the of scotland .

boy 1 : Your uncle is your Brother

Your sister is your mother

You all shag one another

The murphie phamilie

murphie 1 : That's just no true

Murphies 2 through 12 : yeah

by ronocthedefiler June 23, 2015