Perfume on a pig's ass

An attempt to mask a foul smell instead of actually dealing with the source of it, usually making it worse in the process. Most often referring to someone who tries using extra deodorant instead of actually showering on a regular basis.

Guy 1: Dude, you really need to shower before going out today.
Guy 2: Nah, we're in a hurry, I'll just put on some more deodorant.
Guy 1: You haven't showered in days. That'd just be perfume on a pig's ass. Get in the damn shower!

by Vinderex January 7, 2018

sir peepee's sexy perfume

every hoe that uses the dog filter on snapchat most likely owns this perfume.

oh my god laura that hoe Karli own's sir peepee's sexy perfume. :O
Laura: ewwww what a hoeee

by zvahl January 30, 2017

perfumed greyhound

An elderly yet fashionable gentleman with a penchant for excessive cologne use.

The old man down the road is a bit of a perfumed greyhound. He needs to cut down on his use of Brut.

by Diggedy Dogg March 9, 2017

povo perfume

using lynx body spray you got from your grandmother on christmas as a cologne

fuck moi are you wearing povo perfume champ?

by blackpussycat September 13, 2023

Perfume made in Spain

An euphemism for cocane.

Is it Perfume made in Spain? It's Sherbert!

by xdr5t3evq3q April 14, 2025

Perfume

Fragrance that makes you smell good. Some people use this to go on a date or just if they smell bad and want to smell good

Man you’re stinky!
Really?! I should put on someone perfume

by Cuteperson05829 October 15, 2019

Kitty perfume

When a female sprays too much perfume

Damn girl you sprayed too much of that kitty perfume

by anonymous December 19, 2021