Money that your employer grants you will traveling so you can drink alcohol liberally. Employer's province this entitlement to relieve stress derived from travel, bosses, co-workers, etc.
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Get the Per Capita mug.Cook: "Hey, are you still dating that high maintenace bitch?"
Pete: "Yeah, she is killing me."
Cook: "Why, she's pretty hot?"
Pete: "Yeah she is but I have to take her out on expensive dates or she won't give me any."
Cook: "What's your Cost Per Lay?"
Pete: "Fuck, I dunno, at least a hundred bucks."
Cook (laughing): "Dude, your so fucked, dump that bitch!"
Pete: "Not before I tape myself nailing her."
Cook: "That'll be some expensive porn my good man..."
Pete: "Yeah, she is killing me."
Cook: "Why, she's pretty hot?"
Pete: "Yeah she is but I have to take her out on expensive dates or she won't give me any."
Cook: "What's your Cost Per Lay?"
Pete: "Fuck, I dunno, at least a hundred bucks."
Cook (laughing): "Dude, your so fucked, dump that bitch!"
Pete: "Not before I tape myself nailing her."
Cook: "That'll be some expensive porn my good man..."
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Hey man have you been to White Sulfur Springs. Oh yeah that place has some serious ass per capita, it is absolutely ridiculous down there.
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Get the ass per capita mug.Cost per fuck. This was explained to me back in the 1990's in Newport Beach, California. Say a cute young girl is dating a rich old man. He takes her to dinner a few nights a week, buys her gifts like jewelry and a car, they go on vacations, he pays her rent, etc. You total up how much he has spent on her then divide it by how many times they have sex. That becomes the cost per fuck. It also works for married people. Some married couples don't have any sex at all.
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Get the As per my previous email mug.Ben: "but some things derive from evil"
Perone: "No, because evil isn't original, but simply a perversion of something good."
Ben: "uhhh, no its not."
Perone: "Oh really? Give me something "evil" that derived from itself... Here, I'll give you an original, Life"
Ben: "Death"
Perone: "no, because that's just an imitation..."
*cut off by Chris
Chris: "you've just been Per-owned."
Perone: "No, because evil isn't original, but simply a perversion of something good."
Ben: "uhhh, no its not."
Perone: "Oh really? Give me something "evil" that derived from itself... Here, I'll give you an original, Life"
Ben: "Death"
Perone: "no, because that's just an imitation..."
*cut off by Chris
Chris: "you've just been Per-owned."
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