Pepperoni

An Italian Quebecker. See pepper, but add an IROC-Z and slicked-back hair and supposed connections to the Hells

That pepperoni nearly ran me over with his camaro while I was crossing Ste Catherine. I guess he was listening to that "Olé,Olé,Olé" song too loud...

by jdaa September 30, 2004

pepperoni asthma

Difficulty breathing after eating a large amount of pepperoni. Temporary in duration, typical around winter holidays.

Sorry guys, I can't play touch football, I have pepperoni asthma.

by Staush April 10, 2010

pepperoni plates

When a girl's aerola is WAY to large and out of proportion with the size of her breast. Or, when her aerola is just too large in general. Generally viewed as a negative, embarassing quality by guys and girls alike.

Yeah, she's got big breasts, but the pepperoni plates completely wreck the attractiveness of them.

by TwiggyK September 17, 2006

pepperoni titti

a nipple with an abnormally large nipple radius.

Victoria's pepperoni tittis are pretty gross, the nipple is bigger than the actual tit.

by chucka nubba June 25, 2007

Pepperoni Promise

A promise that you know will not be kept.

Origin: Running into an old friend at the pizza place after the bar and telling them you would call them sometime, knowing that you have no real intention to do so.

That will never happen; it was a pepperoni promise.

by lucreamer February 22, 2010

Pepperonically

arranged in the order of time; in the context of the thin meat slice: pepperoni.

Cindy liked her pepperoni collection and arranged it pepperonically (from youngest to oldest) to impress her deadbeat father who was too intoxicated to care anyway.

by Brayxx March 22, 2020

Pepperoni

The best thing ever to happen to anything ever pepperonis sometimes fight back when you put them on pizza they win every time because they are strong

Pepperonis are sexy

by Pepperoniiiiiii April 19, 2021