penal pistolwhip

When a man sexually abuses someone with a pistol

Yeah carl "penal pistolwhipped" te other day it felt great.

by Damascus succ August 10, 2020

Christopher Penaldus the 3rd

There once lived an explorer, penalties he loved to find, if you didn’t give him his penalties he would conquer and steal it. He was known to be a poor Explorer because of his lack of Skill on the pitch. Christopher Penaldus the 3rd was famous for winning the euros without doing anything And only scoring hatricks against small teams like Norwich, and Al wehda. But the most famous thing he was famous for was Conquering Small countries like Iceland, Luxembourg, and Liechtenstein and only coming out in friendliest. Be careful as Christopher Penaldus the 3rd may conquer your penalties and score hatricks against small teams and small countries.

Christopher penaldus the 3rd: a poor explorer who only performs well if he gets penalties or plays against small countries.

by its ya boy karim July 12, 2023

Honest Penaldo

Simply put the best account on football twitter. Most honest account I've ever meet and exposes how Lord Penaldo is actually a finished statpadder who only shows up vs teams like Crotone,Spezia,Luxembourg,Andorra,Lithuania,etc. The most honest Penaldo fan I have ever met and also he owns Penaldogs.

"Wow did you see Honest Penaldo own that Penaldian" -Twitter User #1

"Yeah he's so honest about his idol Penaldo"- Twitter User #2

by som1udontno April 2, 2021

Peenarse

An insult indicating that the accused is both a penis and an arsehole

You silly fucking peenarse

by AB_Drax July 7, 2003

Penachew

The stage name used by Pokemon's Pikachu after he grew up and started making hentai movies.

Hentai Guy: Penachew was really hot when he sucked off that chick in Loaded Cartoon Cock XXI!

by RedBlade March 18, 2009

penal objection

The sudden expulsion of sperm fluids from a penal object resulting from penal stimulation from any of various corals. A penal objection may also occur from seeing a particularly attractive coral but not making penal contact with it. (See also premature ejaculation)

Jeff achieved an epic penal objection while making penal contact with his girlfriends anal corals.

by Yobungus1337 July 11, 2010

Penal code 6244

6244 means to go fuck yourself

In the event of a domestic dispute everything is documented and there is no protection against text harassment .so if an ex partner was to be texting you in an inappropriate manner or purely to piss you off instead of using the phrase go fuck yourself it's much safer to say they're violating Penal Code 6244 . Or just reply with 6244 since there is no legal code to stop these harassing texts

by Ball freckle May 22, 2016