Penty

A Penty is smooth and cool guy. Many people would love to be like Penty.

Henry: Penty you fucking woman eater, can I be your plus 1 to the rad party this weekend.
Penty: Sure broskid, But i will need a fiver.

Henry: Why?
Penty: For the roofie.

by Penty the player April 20, 2022

pentyala

Very short, simp, trauma inducer.
Also known as: penthouse, pentagon

Bro he's acting like such a pentyala rn... not the vibe

by hotpersonaashil June 12, 2022

Penitini

Where you want to make a statement with a great cocktail with your wife or girlfriend. Mix up 1 shot vodka, 1/2hot vermouth, 1 tsp olive brine. Shake with crushed ice. Whip out your cock and straddle over glass whilst pouring mixture.

Pour must be done in the presence of your significant other for full effect. Options are to dip cock into the drink and serve drops to partner.

My wife asked for a special cocktail, she said surprise me. I asked if she ever had a REAL cocktail, no she said so I proceeded to engage her with a Penitini.

by SkeletorTX August 23, 2022

texas penitentiary

Two Texans sneak into a jail and have butt naked sex in the prison yard; but don’t get caught

The just did the Texas penitentiary but they got caught and sent to jail

by SlimySmoothandSloppy March 28, 2019

The United States Penitentiary, Administrative Maximum Facility

Also known as ADX Florence is the ultimate jail for the most dangerous people in the world. Terrorists, serial killers, etc. It can also be used to describe years like 2020 and 2022.

El Chapo is serving life in The United States Penitentiary, Administrative Maximum Facility also known as ADX Florence.

2020 is like ADX Florence with the stay-at-home orders.

by That Autistic Beth Israel 64 August 25, 2023

penitz

slang form of penis

yo suck my penitz k?

by pika February 3, 2004

Penith

When someone or something hits your penis hard.

Owww My Penith!!!

You Kicked Me In My Penith!!!

by SMACKY FLAPPY December 9, 2015