Who put twenty pence in you

When someone decides to pipe up n chat utter shit and their comment was not wanted or irrelevant

Jess "oh my god Gary your a fukn dickhead"

Gary "fukn hell who put twenty pence in you fuk off

by Banterbus September 11, 2016

Mike Pence

A closeted homosexual that can’t except the fact that he is gay. So instead of never coming out, he just electrocutes others into being “straight”. He’s also Vice President next to Jackass president Donald Trump. (Donald used to be a Democrat.)

I used to be gay, but ever since I’ve been Mike Penced’. I am now happily married to my wife, Cheryl. Who I will cheat on 2 years later with a hunky, foreign male model. Because gay conversion therapy has never worked.

by CurrentlyDepressedTrainwreck July 2, 2019

Mike Pence

A form of sodomy. But instead of finishing in your gay partner's butthole you pull out and wedge your Pence between their buttcheeks and bun fuck them until you come on their back. Also called a chill cheese dog between two buns.

I can't believe he Mike Penced me. Now I have Mike on my back that I can't reach. I need to take a shower.

by Red E. Todye October 12, 2018

Mike Pence

A homosexual slang for a boring penis.

A Mike Pence can get hard and tries to find its way between male butt cheeks but always gets turned down in the end.

I was hoping to get fucked so hard that I'll scream and dream about it, but he pulled out Mike Pence instead.

by Johnronjohnson January 23, 2022

edge pence

means 50p. all the wankers in my area say it.

yo blud, set me edge pence?

by krazy kenny October 23, 2005

50 Pence

Hot UK rapper that came out with the smash hit "In Da Pub". Kicked 50 Cent's ass.

Did you get 50 Pence's new cd yet? It's supposed to be off the hook!

by élan July 29, 2003

Mike Pence

(verb) To make someone feel like they shouldn't be left alone with you in a room.

Damn girl, you're Mike Pence-ing me hard right now!

by cinnamoner January 17, 2019