Pedestrian Crosswalk

The pedestrian crosswalk is when two people are having sex and a third party person walks over or on the backs of the people during intercourse.

This position is best done outside in the streets.

It is believed homeless people invented this sexual position. Either them, or a group of drunk frat boys.

John and Jane had no money for a hotel room so they had sex in the middle of a busy sidewalk and ending up doing it pedestrian crosswalk style.

by Editor Man March 31, 2008

pedestrian

non-graffiti writer.

He was (a) pedestrian while the kids he knew were actual writers.

by sändanon March 6, 2011

Pedestrian Count

When you get a window seat at brunch and drink whenever a pedestrian passes until you can't count them anymore.

No, I can't drive home. We totally pedestrian counted at brunch and I'm totally wasted.

by steviemo December 4, 2012

pedestrian

Ped-s-tree-an
Adjective
A word to indicate the mysterious nature of someone.
See shady, sketchy

Joe looks pretty pedestrian, I wonder if he was smoking crack.

by iThizz June 24, 2006

pedestrian nipple rags

A pseudo-cloth or fake clothing, as in brand or just wrong.

Look at her pedestrian nipple rags! They say Liza Clayboone instead of Liz Claiborne.

by Incredible Chemical June 17, 2009

Passenger pedestrain

When you are driving in town, to school, or anywhere and you have a passanger in the front seat. When you see a pedestrain slow down to a crawl or a complete stop next to them so the passenger is forced to make eye contact with them while you die from laughter.

Jack: guys today bill and i were going to school and that hard on pulled passenger pedestrain on me.

George: you poor bastard

by Jere453 November 6, 2011

Pedestrianarily Retarded

A condition where someone is incapable of flowing within a crowd and is apparently oblivous to other pedestrians around.

Oh your from Wellington New Zealand? You must be 'pedestrianarily retarded'.

by ADT123 November 1, 2010