Pearle

An absolute bitch. One of the rudest people you will ever meet. She acts like she owns the world because she has airpods, even though we all know they're fake and that she has no money. She judges everybody even though she shouldn't because she doesn't even wash her hair.

Person A: Ew did you see her? She looks like she just climbed out of a sewer, into a trashcan, and immediately went here. Like ew tf.

Person B: Dude stop being such a fucking Pearle.

by Kookykookybitch March 16, 2019

Pearler

In reference to a particularly hard fall

Did you see him fall? It was a right pearler

by axe_all December 29, 2019

pearler

a person who is good at rolling blunts

mia: omg you really a pearler u rolled that perfectly

by msyappin August 27, 2023

PearlEye

The ship between Minami Mei (Mellohii) and Lorelei from Kingdom SMP.

1: “Have you ever heard of PearlEye?”
2: “What’s that?”
1: “Minami x Lorelei!”

by anonymous March 6, 2024

Peared

To have intercourse while your roommate is sleeping in the bunk above you.

My roommates girlfriend is coming over this weekend. I hope I don’t get peared.

by ABYSthicc March 16, 2026

looking peared

saying someone isnt particularly attractive and looks lke god did something wroung while making them

'DAMN!! That girl is looking peared!'
meaning 'that girl is sooo goddam ugly'

by Donkid January 21, 2009