This is when the thickness of woman's thighs, coupled with her vaginal pelvic muscles, literally squeezes out the semen of a man's penetrated penis. Thus acting like a hand squeezing frosting out of a pastry bag.
"My girlfriends legs are so thick, and her pussy muscles are so strong, she literally squeezed the cum out of my cock! Like a Pastry Bag"
by Mr. Prescott May 17, 2010
A man who enjoys fucking chicks with massive and disgusting muffin tops which consist of more than a handful.
A: Oh man, you see that girl over there? She is so hot.
B: Yeah, but she's got that disgusting jiggling mass coming out of her jeans.
A: SO WHAT?!
B: You're a total pastry pusher...
B: Yeah, but she's got that disgusting jiggling mass coming out of her jeans.
A: SO WHAT?!
B: You're a total pastry pusher...
by Valley Girl Ventriloquist October 29, 2008
by shitshelf March 26, 2009
by chip thomas January 19, 2008
A person, specifically a chef, who specializes in the creation of confections and sweets.
Similar to: Baker, Dessert cook
Sometimes called:
Dough Ho
Batter Bitch
Pastry Princess
Flour Fluffer
Sugar Slut
Similar to: Baker, Dessert cook
Sometimes called:
Dough Ho
Batter Bitch
Pastry Princess
Flour Fluffer
Sugar Slut
by ChocoholicAnonymus August 27, 2009
When a male masturbates and cums in a females panties, then hides and watches the victim put them on.
"Andrew gave Samantha a Pantie Pastry, then rejoiced at the sound of her screams as she pulled them on."
by WiJac01 September 12, 2017
When you shove the decorative tip from a pastry bag up your ass so you can extrude decorative shit onto a cake or other surface. Any shape can be used (ie. round, star, ruffle, petals, etc) depending on your personal taste and style.
by The Hebrew National February 17, 2023