Pastry Pusher

A man who enjoys fucking chicks with massive and disgusting muffin tops which consist of more than a handful.

A: Oh man, you see that girl over there? She is so hot.

B: Yeah, but she's got that disgusting jiggling mass coming out of her jeans.

A: SO WHAT?!

B: You're a total pastry pusher...

by Valley Girl Ventriloquist March 8, 2009

Pastry Bag

This is when the thickness of woman's thighs, coupled with her vaginal pelvic muscles, literally squeezes out the semen of a man's penetrated penis. Thus acting like a hand squeezing frosting out of a pastry bag.

"My girlfriends legs are so thick, and her pussy muscles are so strong, she literally squeezed the cum out of my cock! Like a Pastry Bag"

by Mr. Prescott May 18, 2010

Poof pastry

Its like a puff pastry.. but instead of puffing its poofing and you are a gay pastry.

you listen to coldplay? oh you poof pastry!

by shitshelf March 26, 2009

Pastry Face

(n.) A danish-like facial glaze, acquired by a female after an exponentially large cumshot.

"Dude, when I get done with her, she will have a pastry face."

by chip thomas January 19, 2008

Pastry Chef

A person, specifically a chef, who specializes in the creation of confections and sweets.
Similar to: Baker, Dessert cook

Sometimes called:
Dough Ho
Batter Bitch
Pastry Princess
Flour Fluffer
Sugar Slut

"This cake is fabulous. Who made it?"
"Our restaurant's Pastry Chef."

by ChocoholicAnonymus August 26, 2009

Hidden pastry

A female that has multiple sexual partners in a day.

She’s an easy hidden pastry.

by Miss_q September 8, 2019

Pastry packet

When one’s cock ejects Lard in a woman’s vag thus making her shortcake look like a pastry packet full of man jizz

Girl “ damn mark you packed my pastry packet full of cream”

by Gooterboy69 January 18, 2022