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Menstrual Patient

A variant of Mental Patient, an irrational craziness besets women during their period, and they are transformed into bleeding mental patients.
"Gloria has completely lost her shit. One minute she was laughing, then she burst into tears, and finally she stabbed Frank with a spoon! She's acting like a fucking Menstrual Patient!"
by Turdy Barrelnuts April 21, 2010
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partiez

A misspelled form of "parties". This term is often used by posers who take pictures of themselves in the same outfits in their own bathroom and pretend each one is from a different party in order to make their boring lives seem less lame.

The term is also used by pre-teen girls who have not yet realised that misspelling as you type is not cute.

Note: A regular party-goer knows how to spell "parties".
Me N MaH GuRLZ b aT TeH PaRTieZ!!11
by princess superstar March 27, 2005
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parthena

Parthena
Is a beautiful Person inside and outside she is kind,funny and a amazing friend if you have her in your life you should be happy
Parthena is someone special
by Lejlaa January 4, 2017
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Hook Patient Deluxe

Man, these girls in here are hook patient deluxe bad!!
by THE DALLAS2012 October 24, 2010
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URSAL Parties

URSAL Parties is a term used to refer to left-wing political parties from 2020's who tend to do not recognize representative and liberal governments/democracies as legit and usually advocates people's direct democracy united with planned economy with self-management elements, usually being radically anti-capitalist, anti-liberal and against the institutional left. The term URSAL parties comes from the Brazilian URSAL party (Partido URSAL in Portuguese) that does not recognize Brazilian government as legit nor the brazilian institutional left and advocates people's direct democracy and planned economy with self-management elements.
"That would be great if URSAL parties become a thing worldwide, mainly in first world countries, it would bring a new future to our world and finally end capitalism."

"There are several URSAL parties being created in Latin America, Anglo-Saxon America and Europe, probably 2020's and 2030's will be the decades of the URSAL parties."
by Full Monteirism January 14, 2021
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mandatory sex parties

A party that is disguised as a typical type of party, but really requires you to have sex throughout the night; Obligated sex with multiple people; Raping is involved. The Amazing Allie from Hyperboleandahalf.com coined this phrase.
Guy 1: Jill invited me to her Halloween Party. You goin?
Guy 2: Nah, the only type of party she has are "mandatory sex parties"
by Mandatory sex party goer January 26, 2011
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Parting the Red Sea

Sexual intercourse with a woman while she is menstruating. The stench and copious amount of blood released and accompanied with a woman's period is of little or no consequence to a man who is still willing to have sex with her. The man is usually very horny and/or drunk.
"Even though Sonia was on her period, I wanted to fuck her really bad. I knew that I would be parting the Red Sea if I fucked her liked that. But I'm an interesting guy and when I want something, I get it. So I did it"

"My neighbor is so fucking hot. I'd fuck her even if I had to part her Red Sea."
by R.U. Sirius September 25, 2008
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