parhetic

When a femal wishes to smell just like a french christmas.

"im not going to tie a bar of soap around my neck, thats parhetic."

by jan March 22, 2003

patheic

Person which believes in the religion of being pathetic.

I was too lazy to do laundry, so I bought new underwear instead. I am patheic.

by Barefooted August 3, 2007

pathletic

(adj) - a state in which shame motivates one to unusual feats of strength.

Girl 1: "I just walked up 14 flights of stairs to avoid riding the elevator with my ex-boyfriend."
Girl 2: "Damn girl, that's pathletic."

by therealnatedogg November 29, 2011

patshetic

what the new england patriots are
they sure are pathetic

did you watch the superbowl?
yea man the giants dominated the pats
yea because they are patshetic

by marc craven February 3, 2008

Athletico Pathetico

The name given to the football team with the best looking, best playing and nicest kit wearing players...but ugliest goalkeeper.

"That team are the Athletico Pathetico of their division"

"If Higgins Allstars were more of an Athletico Pathetico they wouldn't have finished bottom and had to rename and rebrans themselves."

"Tottenham are the worst team in the division, certainly not an Athletico Pathetico of a side, though their keeper is ugly".

by AthPath May 21, 2009

Patheticon

Someone who is an icon in patheticness.

Tommy: you saw what idiot Beckham did on TV yesterday?
Johnny: yes, he's no soccer idol... a patheticon at best
Tommy: what about his ludicrous display last night?
Johnny: pathetic... totally pathetic!

by OffBeatDrummer October 26, 2020

Pathetic Rap Music

1. A form of music where-in the person needs no instrumental skills to preform it. 2. A generic type of music where one artist just copies from another. 3. A type of music that creates generic stereotypes that cause all who dress, act, and speak like them to be viewed as criminals. A so-called art form that trend-followers, follow blindly.

Pathetic Rap Music is for those who can't play, write, sing, or dance. It's the easy way to be the same as everyone else.

by the2ndflood October 4, 2007