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slap my parrot

any sexual act, between a man and a woman, it could be any where from a hand job to a blowjob or even sex.
john: hey ali how about you come over and slap my parrot.

ali: okay !
by k muula April 10, 2009
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Popping a Parrot

The act of placing one's limp penis on the shoulder of an unsuspecting friend and saying "Polly wants a Cracker. another term for Mississippi Caterpillar. This can also be considered a clean way to do a Mississippi Mowhawk if the penis is placed up the unsucpecting person's head in the shape of a mohawk. I understand that Jimmy Buffet fans call this a Parrot Head gone wrong.
It was all fun and games until someone posted a video of Ryan Popping a Parrot on all the football players in the locker room before the game.
by hiemlich schlonge February 18, 2010
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Parrotability

1. The ability to take care of and love a parrot.

2. The ability to retain information and remember it word for word.
1. Freyja has great parrotability, she really loves birds.

2. Elissa has parrotability, she can repeat what she's been told word for word.
by OneBadAsp October 28, 2006
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Whoosh Parrot

Derived from the 'Whoosh' reply to a joke which goes over non-intellectual heads. Originally signified by waving the flat hand just above the head.
The 'Woosh Parrot' was developed as a medium to convey the same message in a visual form for internet fora such as 'Pistonheads'
I've just seen an Ambulance with the word spelt 'Ambiwlans',,, Has dumbing down gone too far?

Whoosh! (With the picture of Whoosh Parrot following)

It's Welsh, you 'tard!
by Robert Stroud September 22, 2011
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dead parrot legislation

A piece of legislation whose title either intentionally or otherwise:-

1) Has little or nothing to do with how it will operate in practice. It may even be completely ineffective.
2) In practice does the exact opposite to the title.

Could also be described as a dud, con, fraud or even surreal.

The term refers to a famous Monty Python sketch about a dead parrot.
"...the Attorney General needs to look at this consultation paper again. If he doesn't we could end up with a piece of dead parrot legislation..."
by irritant August 4, 2004
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sneaky parrot

placing one's member on an unsuspecting bare shoulder
i wanted to get her attention so i pulled out the sneaky parrot -- i launched it across the room and it gently landed on her shoulder
by jellym May 2, 2011
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Yellow Parrot

A piece of yellow feces. Usually, used in the context putting a "yellow parrot"
Just like he put the shit, this is a nice way of saying he put the shit by saying he put a yellow parrot.
by Ambrosius Ring February 2, 2008
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