Paranoid Android

Typically someone who is always paranoid either generally or when they are on drugs.

Tony-“eya man a swear a just heard someone knock on me door.”
Michael-“piss off tony ya been on gear for 4 days in a row that’s why. Stop being a paranoid android man.”

by WillyWhackerAttacker July 15, 2022

Paranoid Racism

Fearing people of a different race that are behaving in a normal fashion. Believing that because they have a different skin color they are intent on committing a crime.

I can't believe you called the cops on your neighbor who was just walking his dog. You are suffering from paranoid racism.

by PennSnape June 9, 2022

Paranoid Drunkophrenic

The phenomenon when drunk people get paranoid they are doing something wrong, when useally they arn't; or atleast what they are doing is not too serious.

*Police or security walks by*
Drunk: "SHIT SHIT THE COPS!!"

Normal Person: "WTF you on about, why do you care if the cops are here?"

Drunk: "They could, like, fucking arrest us"

Normal Person: "For what?... You're just a Paranoid Drunkophrenic, shut the fuck up!"

by Cozmoisme October 23, 2010

Paranoid Speller

A person so bad at spelling they can’t believe they actually spelled a word correctly. Symptoms of this paranoia are changing the spelling of a word in question to trigger the spell check for confirmation. Or alternately stopping everything and checking an obviously non-misspelled word at dictionary.com.

“Hey did John ever finish typing up that paper?”
“Yeah but it took him forever, he’s such a Paranoid Speller.”

by jmcomedy August 30, 2011

paranoid reality

A reality that’s troubled, seams unreal yet is, seems paranoid in nature though isn’t in reality because of circumstances being strangely true.

Brent, you’re not paranoid, you have a paranoid reality!

by Hunt21 May 30, 2019

Paranoid Schizophrenic

An unreliable & unhelpful excuse for a human being. Also the logical extension of the Psychiatric religious Cult.

For everybody to survive the war we needed an excuse. You are that excuse you paranoid schizophrenic.

by Nainais Spider May 24, 2020

Paranoid village man

Curly headed
Loud mouth

Always eager to speak

He gets close when he talks to someone

And always thinks the worst of everything

The paranoid village man couldn’t accept the fact he is always paranoid

by Brain reaper May 9, 2021