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Christina Panini

Christina Panini is a true idiot, if you know a Christina Panini then you will know that she is a crackhead and you should value her deeply.

She is a pancake lover and generally quite stupid but nonetheless isn’t too bad of a person, she might be annoying and weird sometimes but who cares? She’s a bomb ass bitch. She can make you laugh and celebrates national crackhead day (November 3)
Random dude: who is that?!
Different random dude: that’s a Christina Panini
Original random dude: should’ve known
by Meeeeegan November 3, 2019
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Christina Panini

Christina Panini is overall an idiot, and generally a metaphorical crackhead, if you know a Christina Panini then you should value her deeply despite her stupidity within her actions, she’s a bomb ass bish and will love you very much but may not always show it and is ALWAYS more clumsy than clumsy, a true celebrator of national crackhead day and a pancake lover, commonly with her idiot friends who she is a complete weirdo around
Random dude: who is that?!
Different random dude: that’s a Christina Panini

Original random dude: should’ve known
by Meeeeegan November 3, 2019
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meanie panini

when someone is being really rude, annoying or hateful and you like Gordon Ramsey's TV shows.
OMG she is such a meanie panini
by HAleigh kearcia April 20, 2018
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panini pussy

a pussy often filled with meat and/or cheese
o man that was a good panini pussy i had last night
by partypoon March 5, 2009
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Human Panini

The Human Panini is the act of penetrating with a usually long penis (from 1.5-2m) inside of a woman’s vagina, and back out her mouth. During this time, another woman is making out with the First Lady and the penis also enters her mouth and comes back out her vagina. Period blood is also used as ketchup and queef grease as salad. This results in the Human Panini.
Louis did his first Human Panini yesterday with Jia and Astrid!
by HumanPaniniInventor January 19, 2018
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Panini Head

A panini head is particular friend who calls you names for wearing 90s themed clothing
They especially call you names like 'slut" or "prositute"
See that vampire kid? He's my panini head..."
by ujfghuyiwguhv August 30, 2018
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Panini Press

When you stick your dick in a girl’s ass and she squishes her ass cheeks and squeezes your dick like how a panini press presses food.
Yo bro, last night Amber panini pressed my dick, it was great!
by Random Urban Dictionary user November 19, 2017
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