pandemic pound

When the weight of marijuana goes down and the price goes up.
BUDTENDER- For the same price you can get a regular pound of generic dirt weed and yes that is the name.of the stran for $1,000 or. Pandemic.pound of The Ghost of Leroy .

Patron - You would think since im already having.to pay corona tax on this ish it could at least weigh straight.

Silent stare

Ill take TGOL please. At least our State deemed this a living essential. So I guess its worth the pandemic pound🤷 ♀️
by Im 5280 Tiny April 03, 2020
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Pandemic paradise

Pandemic paradise is a fanily frendly mine cwaft swerver and it’s cool
Pandemic paradise is not gae
by Jwhwhbwneiene June 03, 2020
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Pandemic Pussy

when you been quarantined for too long w/ no action and yo walls are tighter than the 2016 elections
A: omg my i got that gorilla grip coochie now

B: gurl you got that pandemic pussy?!!?
by kevinabstraact April 17, 2020
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Pandemic Special

When a chick smokes a joint, smokes your pole, and swallows
This new girl I’m seeing may be a pothead but damn is she great! I get a pandemic special almost every day!
by rock17 October 01, 2020
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Pandemic Special

When a chick smokes a joint, smokes your pole, and swallows
I really love this new chick I’m dating! She’s a bit of a pothead but she gives me a pandemic special like 5 times a week!
by rock17 October 01, 2020
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Pandemic Fine

You and your loved ones are fed, housed and healthy, but there's still a raging pandemic so you feel tired and like trash.
by misslujo February 17, 2021
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