Damper in my pamper

An expression of disappointment. Used mainly to express how the current situation effects your mood in a negative way, comparing it to that of a wet diaper.
by Joshua Barkdull August 12, 2004
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pamper your wife

"Tell me truly, how often do you pamper your wife?"
"About once every two weeks or so."
"That often? After thirty years? Wow."
by KamalaSutra January 02, 2021
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Pampered Shit Cavern

A butt slut whose asshole is so gapingly loose that she/he must wear a diaper to contain their anal secretions.
Leigh had to pick up some Pampers at the store because she is a Pampered Shit Cavern and doesn't want to leave stains on everything she sits on.
by Duff McGee December 05, 2005
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Creamy Pamper Shit

When you take a lumpy shit in your pampers and its so creamy you dry it up and eat it like chips, then Skinny Gru comes over and sticks his testes inside your creamy shit pampers
Shit-Im lumpy Gru- itty bity microwavesss in my Creamy Pamper Shit
by LUMPY CREAM SHIT September 13, 2019
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Blow me where the pampers is

Originating from the 1994 movie: PCU. This term is most used as a comeback when someone says or does something you dislike. Can be used just like: "blow me" but adds that extra bit of urban flavor. This saying will often confuse and insult simultaneously.
Dude 1: Why did you order cheese on my burger?

Dude 2: I went and got it, didn't I?

Dude 1: So?!

Dude 2: So! You can "Blow me where the pampers is!"
by Underdrummer April 26, 2011
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Pissy pamper

Used to describe someone (usually from Ohio) when they are throwing a fit about I’ll defined graphs.
by Drpoprockus June 09, 2022
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