A term used in the West of Scotlnd meaning to practise Coitus Interruptus (the Withdrawl method), as favoured by the Catholic Church due to it's lack of efficacy. Refers to Paisley being the penultimate train station when travelling from the Clyde coast back to Glasgow.
by Kennys81 April 04, 2006
A weak ass moustache that looks like a 17 year old has been trying to grow for three weeks, but only has a vague shadow. (commonly worn by country music star Brad Paisley)
by Whackmaster November 30, 2007
Let's have some fucking honesty here lads. Do not knock everything as that type of attitude helps no fucking body. I realise that knock means something you fuck but thickos stick to women if you wish to fuck. Stop knocking an already rocky community spirit. Northern Ireland, indeed all Ireland, needs PEACE and if you are not capable of holding out the hand of brotherhood and friendship get off the fucking island be it North or South I do not give a fuck. Get it .
Now the definition of Dr. Ian Paisley -
Ian Richard Kyle Paisley was born on 6th April 1926.
Today Dr. Ian Paisley, MP, MLA is the leader of the Free Presbyterian Church and head of the Democratic Unionist Party. He has been the Member of Parliament
for the North Antrim constituency since 1970 and many members of the Roman Catholiccommunity vote for him
as he is an active politician with the interests of all his constituents at heart.
Now the definition of Dr. Ian Paisley -
Ian Richard Kyle Paisley was born on 6th April 1926.
Today Dr. Ian Paisley, MP, MLA is the leader of the Free Presbyterian Church and head of the Democratic Unionist Party. He has been the Member of Parliament
for the North Antrim constituency since 1970 and many members of the Roman Catholiccommunity vote for him
as he is an active politician with the interests of all his constituents at heart.
by Stias September 13, 2005
When you take your girlfriend to Paisley Abbey while she’s on her period and get her to empty her clot filled scants on to the altar, before mixing the detritus with oatmeal to make a hearty breakfast sausage.
As a special treat, the girls at the bingo have got together to make you a lovely Paisley Abattoir, HAPPY ANNIVERSARY!
by Stegner June 20, 2023
Refers to the lovely delicate random-swirly patterns created by the natural structural-formations of the brain.
Every mammal has a unique cerebral paisley pattern that is all his own --- no two brains are exactly alike.
by QuacksO June 03, 2018
Paisley is a lovely, genuine girl who is a bit of a bitch sometimes. If Paisley doesn't like you, she will tell you! She also will have a big lisp and if you make fun of her for that, well your going to have a horrible future...
by nooblisp2pointzero August 29, 2018
Paisley is a beautiful, charming and eccentric girl. She is perfect. She’s kind, funny, beautiful and has things about her that make different from everyone else. She is hard to find but once you find her never let go.
by no thank you no thanks November 26, 2021