terrifically body-fluided mattress

Having sex on a paisley couch with paisley throw pillows in a room will a paisley ceiling and paisley walls and a paisley carpet. Also, the chick should wear paisley lingerie and the guy should have a paisley condom. Also, there should be a disco ball. Its very fun and dizzying.

When pressed for time, one may find oneself unable to clean ones whole body body before an important social occasion eg. first date, court appearance. A quick wash under the armpits and application of Lynx to teh groin area can be a handy alternative.

paisley is a cool place and is run by the coolest dude about Grant Edgar

Cheap party drink mix made with 2 cups of Zima, 2 cups grape kool-aid and a splash of lemonade.

Named for the guy who came up with the mix.

Somebody not capable of holding out the hand of brotherhood and friendship. Not interested in peace, just self-righteousness.

The biggest hate-monger ever born on the island of Ireland. Once stood up in the European Parliament and screamed at the pope. Employs inflammatory, anti-Catholic rhetoric, then throws up his hands and proclaims it's nothing to do with him when Unionist paramilitaries go on the rampage. Refuses to do us all a favour by dying.