Polish Painter

the act of pooping on another person's chest and finger painting a picture with it.

Guy: My girlfriend took a dump on my chest last night!

Other Guy: Did she give you a Polish Painter afterwards?

by Snarffy January 14, 2011

Face like a painter's lunchbox

When you go off over a girl's face.

Alright helms, what'd you get up to last week?

I met that girl Clare and gave her a face like a painter's lunchbox.

by Roger Ribs September 26, 2009

Painterly

Painterly said by Moriah Elizabeth is the act of doing something like a professional painter

His painting skills are very painterly

by Rainbows rule September 27, 2020

painters arm

After painting out in the sun its not unusual to have a tan line that goes from the sleeve down.

Michael has amazing painters arm

by K-dizzle1299 March 5, 2011

PAINter

an artist who stays up tp 4am to finish a drawing or a painting, has a fucked up sleep schedule, and probably hasnt seen the sun in three days.

1: Oh yes, that piece is lovely, what kind of painter are you?
2: im a PAINter.
1: excuse me?
2: check urban dictionary.

by shhscdhsbsjdk May 22, 2020

Emma Painter

Emma Painter is the name of the most supermegafoxyawesomehot girls in the world. Those Emma Painters are the most amazing people you can find. No competition. If you're one of those lucky people who happen to meet one, I guarantee you, that you will never find anyone as legendary as them ever again. <3

person one: "Emma Painter is the awesomemest person ever!"
Person two: "I don't think s-"
Person one: "Avada Kedavra!"

Anyone who says "I don't think s-" to that-dead.

by jobu October 17, 2011

plastered painter

a painter who's abilities are unmatched. often paints alone, 'cause no one else is worthy to be around him. sometimes tends to be a racist. loves beer and does his best work when intoxicated.

that guy over there is a plastered painter.

by ppainter November 4, 2011