Preems

Slang word used to describe something that is "Premium" or the top of the line. Can be used to describe just about anything.

1)

Johnny: ay homie, check out these new kicks i copped at the sto(re)...

Big Syke: yoooo son, them shits is preems

2)

D-Boy: Anybody lookin' to grab? You know I always got that preems chronic, dat piff...

Fiend: worrrddd, yo can you front me a quarter homie? I don't got the scrilla right now mang..

D-Boy: you best get your broke ass up out my face homeboi, this chi-town's finest, and i ain't goin' out like no sucka

by DatDude15 August 6, 2009

Preemptive Call

A phone call you make to your needy girlfriend/boyfriend before you get into a Do-Not-Disturb mode. The primary (albeit unspoken) purpose of the call is to momentarily assuage your girlfriend/boyfriend's urge to call you, thus decreasing the likelihood of them calling you later, when you can't afford to be distracted.

Peter: I gotta do my taxes, but I bet my clingy girlfriend won't be able to fight the usual urge to call me.
Lawrence: Dude, just turn the damn cell phone off, or, better yet, make a preemptive call and get it over with.

by Jozzy November 6, 2007

Pavement Gremlin

A human being, or what may appear to be, travelling along the roadside in the early hours of the morning, after a particularly heavy night/gern out.

Guy1: Dude check out that pavement gremlin over there.
Guy2: Thats minging, he must have had a good night
Pavement Gremlin: snarl

by BigSchwing January 7, 2009

pavement scraper

The cock of the walk. The biggest man in town, so big, he drags it in the cement.

"He a real pavement scraper", attitude bar room cowboy.

by Gurly Girl June 6, 2009

Peemate

Someone who goes to the bathroom with their friend even though they don't have to pee. Also known as a Co-pee'r, Pissmate or Co-pisser.

Joyce is such a Peemate, whenever a friend goes to the bathroom she jumps up and goes with them..

by Jaxslave May 5, 2011

Preemptive Flush

What you do when you are taking such a big dump that you are afraid you will clog the toilet, so you flush while the dump is being made. What you do when you expect a "Clogger Shit."

preemptive flush courtesy flush

by Stew711 July 20, 2015

Peembis (peem-biss) (peemby, peem)

One who partakes in the worm on the regular and smokes a lot of weed.

The origins of this word are unknown and very few possess this vibe but those who do, snorfle the presence of everyone around them.

Peembis (peem-biss) (peemby, peem)

Some examples include:

The man wriggled like a peembis with extreme momentum and precision (the worm)

The man gleamed like a peem, he let out a scream, he was a silly little bean

The man sauntered with an overwhelming peemby energy

by Peembinator April 10, 2023