killing pablo

the act of masterbation.

"Yo, Frenchy you wanna go get lifted at Goldstar Beach?" asks Jimbo. "Nah, suNN, I think Im gonna go home, kill Pablo and eat some spahgetti", replied Hal.

by Ready2Ruck April 1, 2004

Greasy Pablo

The act of rubbing your unwiped anus (typically following a bowel movement) on a doorknob, thereby leaving a slimy, shitty doorknob for the next unlucky soul who touches it.

This could also possibly be performed with a bad case of Louisiana Swamp Ass.

Additionally, it could be the icing on the cake following a good Upper Decker.

My boss totally pissed me off at work yesterday so I stayed late and left him a Greasy Pablo.

by Mortachi September 9, 2006

to have a roo loose in the top paddock

An Australian colloquialism; describing someone intellectually impaired or moronic.
In the case of this phrase, the term "roo" is an abbreviation for kangaroo, an Australian marsupial.

Used emphatically, the phrase is sometimes amended to "a few roos loose in the top paddock".

To have a roo loose in the top paddock:

After John spent all those years on weed, he talked liked he had a roo loose in the top paddock.

by MrKapper July 10, 2006

Pablowned

A level of ownage even greater than Pizzowned. This word only occurs once a millenia. It is used to describe an event in which an individual is owned so badly that they literally explode into shit.

Lang Pablowned Tim in the face last night.

by Mok3sp33d July 21, 2006

Pablo T

The coldest Mf alive, he killed his kids kids, he’s the king of kings and loves men

I saw Pablo T today, I was so scared I pissed myself

by MakMak007 January 1, 2022

Kangaroos loose in the top paddock

Intellectually inadequate

he's got kangaroos loose in the top paddock

by aenema August 16, 2003

Dirty pablo

When someone is blowing lines off your penis while their masturbating and singing the Barney theme song meanwhile a third party rims your asshole

I got a dirty Pablo last night

by Linda108 April 1, 2020