pwndy bar

An online phrase used in an insulting or derisive manner towards someone that you have just badly beaten or "schooled" in some manner, similar to telling someone annoying to enjoy a glass of shut the hell up.

Have a pwndy bar, sucka!

by VictoireNoir March 4, 2007

pwned

This term actually comes from a game created hundreds of years ago, even before computers were invented. This game was called, 'chess'. The object of the game was to put the other player in checkmate, meaning, he was unable to move his king anywhere that he would not be threatened by another piece. Also in this game, you have 8 pieces at the front of your army called 'pawns', these were the least useful of all pieces, but that is not to mean they were worthless. If you could defeat the other player by using your pawn to apply check, that was called, and is still called pawned.

Now, back in the early 80's, before warcraft, counterstrike or even the INTERNET, there were ways you could contact other PC's by using a modem. These were called BBS's and allowed you to connect to individual computers acting as severs where games would be so that people could play other people they did not know. Now, when I used to play these games as well as many other people 22+, they used to use and coined the phrase, 'pwned'. Which was slang for pawned. It eventually was taken from just chess and used in other text based games to taunt the loser of a match. It is now commonly wide spread across the world, although the children do not understand its true meaning.

Saying it came from anywhere else is stating you're a poser for the fact you have no knowledge of gaming history and like to think you do so you make things up. Thanks.

Joe pawned/pwned Goerge along with his queen and knight.

by GetALife September 8, 2008

Pwnd like a noob with no pants

a term used by my friend whenever he gets a throwing knife kill in mw2... the noob got powned so badly its like he had no pants

triple thermal care package coming in....boom boom boom HARRIERS!!! throwing knife....killed!!!!!!!!! u just got pwnd like a noob with no pants!

by paintball ninja March 8, 2010

porn pwned

when your internet explorer page freezes/breaks down when you are on a porn website

person1: i got porn pwned yesterday, i desperatly switched it off at the mains just as my mum was coming upstairs
person2: lol u got lucky, i got caught (not quick enough)

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) November 16, 2009

ka-pwnd

When you get pwnd so hard it's like an old 70s Batman exclamation reached out of your computer and smacked you.

*blam* *sock* *ka-pow* *KA-PWND*

by n30neuromancer December 14, 2006

Nuclearly pwned

Whe you are being beaten so badly, and you have a 30% chance or less at still winning, you could sometimes scream this.

Clan 1: oooooommggggg guys we are getting nuclearly pwned to shit. we might as well quit.

Clan 2: hell yeah guys we got these bitches! lol noobs

by Charlie kempf March 25, 2008

Fire Pwned

When something is fire pwned, it means the entire event is already over before it ever even happened. A paradoxical phenomenon that seems to be so appropriately represented in all things on the internet, given the near instantaneous rate at which things become irrelevant or obsolete.

1. It's 2001 and you get Warcraft 7 in the mail. You open the box only to find a piece of paper that reads, "YOU WIN!". Fire Pwned. It's already over.

2. By the time you click a link on the internet, you're already over it.

3. It's so over, I don't even know why I'm still talking about it.

by Doctor Banzai May 14, 2011