pterodactyl turd

Anything holding back the progress of a free and loving human race

We can't have nice things like intergalactic space travel because there have been to many pterodactyl turds holding the human race back throughout history such as most religions and everyone who tries to rule over others

by anthonydee760 June 26, 2022

Pterodactyl Scream

The constant bitching of a female with a high voice.

Samantha: Take out the trash do the dishes and clean the counters.
Mike: Ok but you need to stop with the Pterodactyl Screams

by gizzmo0158 December 16, 2011

Pterodactyl Hands

What Tavis does with his hands when he gets really drunk...fingers stuck together and pointed, resembling a pterodactyl's wings, flapping may accompany this along with tapping on counters and random, inappropriate conversations.

Kate: How drunk was he last night?

Ash: Oh, it was bad...the pterodactyl hands were flying!

by A87A88 October 21, 2008

Pterodactyl style

When a guy pees on the outside of thea toilet bowl so it doesn't make any noise. Its called pterodactyl style because the pee is silent.

You should always use pterodactyl style in public bathrooms.

by McSuperDo October 12, 2015

pterodactyl claw

Similar to a camel toe but much more aggressive.

I reached over to Josh and leached on to his pterodactyl claw

by Yeeeyeeyeee May 6, 2018

Pterodactyl Slap

Like getting Turkey Slapped but by one HELL of a monster burd

"Like, ohmaayygooodddd, BMo says he's gonna Pterodactyl Slap me with his Late Jurassic dino dingus"
"Gurl, you are SO lucky. I wish I had a man who would...."
"**Pterodactyl shriek approaching rapidly**"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
"wweeereee deeeeeeaaaddd nowwwwwwwww"

by thebeemdreem September 8, 2020

Pterodactyl personality

The act of feeling like a pterodactyl

I feel a new personality coming... pterodactyl personality

by Wnejejwe May 20, 2021