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advanced protection

When more than one condom is used at a time. For example, using an entire box of condoms will make your dick look like a cocoon.
Girl: I won't have sex with you unless you wear two condoms.

Guy: Sure thing, I have advanced protection.
by ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyylmao June 1, 2016
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assword protection

When you coat your laptop in your own shit to deter people from using it.
Tony's laptop had strong assword protection - he had smudged the mouse with a thick, plentiful wad of bowel butter so Jennifer couldnt access photos of him pounding her Mum's anus while she slept.
by Zonal K August 21, 2019
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Protection

"hey nigga you brought protection?"
"yeah dude in case her parents find out"
by niggafuck August 11, 2016
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protect ya neck

1. Keep your head down. Keep you eyes, ears, and mind open/sharp.

2. Respect/Re-examine your vulnerability and that of other people.

3. You're not as tough as you think you are.

4. Ask yourself "Is (this) conflict really worth the risk of death/significant damage? Is there a better/safer/more humane way to solve this problem?"
"Protect ya neck, kid."
by officialblackperson May 16, 2010
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Protectorate

A protectorate nation is a nation with a poor military and general unrest among the ethnic groups. To solve this, they sacrifice some political freedom to a more powerful country, usually a G7 / G8 nation which intervenes in their political affairs as a reward for keeping the population under control.
Most of Africa is former British protectorate.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004
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protected left

n. When there is a green arrow at a traffic light permitting one to safely turn left (across traffic) while oncoming traffic must stop.
"We should take Diversey because there is a protected left onto Ashland."
by Kfunky October 26, 2006
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protectress

a female who will withhold and guard something no matter what the given circumstances
The protectress of my heart nearly died the other night, but she came over as soon as she got out of the hospital.
by iamtheprotectress November 18, 2010
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