advanced protection

When more than one condom is used at a time. For example, using an entire box of condoms will make your dick look like a cocoon.

Girl: I won't have sex with you unless you wear two condoms.

Guy: Sure thing, I have advanced protection.

by ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyylmao June 1, 2016

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assword protection

When you coat your laptop in your own shit to deter people from using it.

Tony's laptop had strong assword protection - he had smudged the mouse with a thick, plentiful wad of bowel butter so Jennifer couldnt access photos of him pounding her Mum's anus while she slept.

by Zonal K August 21, 2019

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Protection

condom.

"hey nigga you brought protection?"
"yeah dude in case her parents find out"

by niggafuck August 11, 2016

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1. Keep your head down. Keep you eyes, ears, and mind open/sharp.

2. Respect/Re-examine your vulnerability and that of other people.

3. You're not as tough as you think you are.

4. Ask yourself "Is (this) conflict really worth the risk of death/significant damage? Is there a better/safer/more humane way to solve this problem?"

"Protect ya neck, kid."

by officialblackperson May 16, 2010

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Protectorate

A protectorate nation is a nation with a poor military and general unrest among the ethnic groups. To solve this, they sacrifice some political freedom to a more powerful country, usually a G7 / G8 nation which intervenes in their political affairs as a reward for keeping the population under control.

Most of Africa is former British protectorate.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004

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