Projectile Trifecta

The art of both Projectile Pissing, Projectile Vomiting and Projectile Shitting, all at the same time. This fast release of liquid and weight has, at times, been fatal, which is known as the Ultimate Exit

After the intense stomach flu hit him, John experienced a true Projectile Trifecta, leaving him utterly exhausted and in need of a thorough clean-up.

by SICKPIGS July 23, 2024

Projectile Malfunction

A scapegoat term to use when you get caught throwing objects in scenarios such as in the middle of a class, an assembly, a funeral.

Teacher: Bruh, are you throwing things while I am fucking teaching?

Student: Sorry, you infertile skank. I just had a projectile malfunction. I couldn't help throwing that child.

by FattyTuna September 23, 2019

Projectile dysfunction

Projectile dysfunction is a condition in where a tank or any gun or projectile launcher’s barrel is oddly flaccid.

Person 1:My tank has projectile dysfunction
person 2: what the fu-

by anonymous December 12, 2023

projectile pic

Basically a pp pic

Yo can you send a projectile pic
Idk fucking know what I'm doing with my life
But I like hentai

by CEO of Dom February 24, 2020

unlucky projectile mouth hit poo

where someone flys up in the air and let’s out a unlucky projectile mouth hit poo , where they diarrhoea directory into ur mouth

“Bethany why are you fl-“

AKXIOWMXCLWOFKWL GET IT OUT I HATE EWWW KEODOWKDLWLDWOOXW unlucky projectile mouth hit poo

by officialbumslurper May 29, 2021

ticket projectile device

an effective way police officers could ticket a mass of people

while we were walking through washington square park, my friend got stopped by the cops for carrying a 40 in a brown paper bag. he got two tickets, one of which was "intent to consume." at 1:30 am on new year's. i think it would be easier for them to just fill out a bunch of tickets and, using some sort of ticket projectile device, spray them at everybody they pass on the streets on new year's.

by lucas i January 13, 2008

Projectile Nut Shot

It's when you have a direct hit as when a blunt object is aimed for your soft bits.

What the hell was that? Fred Durst on the receiving end of a citrus fruit projectile nut shot.

by illinoishorrorman January 17, 2018