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prontorious

Right fucking now!
ASAP
Immediately!

GET ON IT BITCH
Get on this cock, prontorious.

Ride my cock prontoriously bitch!

*ashleigh guttierrez invented this word*
by blj6 February 12, 2008
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Proctologized

Someone who walks like they have a stick up their butthole. They may have just come from a proctology exam where they may actually have had something stuck up in their poop shooter, hence walking around like they have something up their butt...
"Hey babe, look at that guy, he's walking like he was just proctologized!!"
by Mrpuddles October 31, 2011
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phoctor

fake doctor, a nurse or chiropractor who thinks she has the training and scope of practice of a medical physician
The phoctor said her community college anatomy class was equivalent to the Gross Anatomy class medical students took in medical school. The phoctor was sorely mistaken.

chiropractor nurse snake oil sufferring misdagnosis
by SMURFY123 December 20, 2012
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Proctolosophy

The act of extracting deep ideas from very dark places.
1) She hopes her forays into proctolosophy will penetrate the enigma of the human condition.
2) Is he procotolosophizing, or is he just blowing hot air?
by ssqueeny March 10, 2009
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Proctodentalogist

A high trained doctor in a specialized field that combines Protology and Dentistry.

These specialists are very expert and locating teeth in your rectum or feces and putting them back where they belong.
Mike pissed off Travis so much that he ended up sending him to the Proctodentalogist before he was "shitting teeth."
by Jeff D April 24, 2003
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Proctorville

A small town in southern Ohio that consists solely of a Kroger, McDonald's, and a Wendy's. The town is so small that citizens of Huntington WV (the town across the river) do not know where that huge bridge in their town goes. They just know there is a bridge.
When referring to said place, it is often easier to reference nearby landmarks such as Marshall University. It's not the same town, nor the same state but it's 5 miles away so people get the idea.

Also known as:
Proctor-Vegas
P-Ville
Butt-Ville
"So are you from Ohio?"
"Yeah I am from Proctorville."
"Where?"
"Ughh... you know that movie 'We Are Marshall'?"
"Yeah?"
"I'm from there."
"Oooohhh ok."
by Proctorvillian March 3, 2009
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proctodynia

Your a proctodynic
You remind me of someone whom I suffer proctodynia from.
by Tracker August 3, 2007
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