1. To take physical and mental pleasure in procrastinating
2. Putting things off while realizing that it feels good, but you're really only screwing yourself.
2. Putting things off while realizing that it feels good, but you're really only screwing yourself.
In an effort to procrasterbate, I alphabetized my roommate's CD collection and made an ASCII art wall hanging of Van Gogh's ear. In color.
...I am so screwed.
...I am so screwed.
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When you get stressed about having alot of work and just masturbate instead of getting anything done
"Yo have you started your essay?"
"Nah man, I've been procrasturbating"
"I have alot of homework to do tonight, I'm probably going to break down and procrasturbate"
"Nah man, I've been procrasturbating"
"I have alot of homework to do tonight, I'm probably going to break down and procrasturbate"
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Get the Procrasturbate mug.Noun- A combination of procrastination and masturbation; masturbating in the effort to procrastinate. Usually occurs when you are supposed to be doing work on a computer, but start to look at porn and end up masturbating instead.
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