Iely Pussy Pressing Method Glitch

Something a Raffy would say while on vacation

Person 1: Yo Raffy those shordies over there look bad asf. Go rizz bro!
Raffy: What the Iely Pussy Pressing Method Glitch!

by Ddoxx2483 December 13, 2022

Pressing

A form of capital punishment in which weight is applied to the victim gradually. Sometimes if they divulge certain information, the weights will be lifted. In the last ten years gangs have began to bring it back into fashion. Giles Dory, in the 1692 salem trials, is known to have said, "More weight, please" as they added the last lethal stone.

Thug: Yo, boy, you keep talkin' shit we gon' press yo ass.
Punk: OH GOD PRESSING! *urinates on himself*

by Steagles February 15, 2006

Pressing

Intentionally being abrasive towards a situation or normally an individual.

Not overly going with what they’re saying.

Why are you pressing me for I said it was chill.

by Creps November 9, 2019

hump procession

The procession of cars that gathers behind an incredibly slow car when driving over speed humps.

Sorry I'm late, I was stuck behind a hump procession.

by Kempo September 19, 2012

bitch pressing

Like bench pressing, except pushing one or more women up instead of weights.

Mike - "Wanna hit the gym later?"
Dan - "Nah. When I get home I'll be bitch pressing my girlfriend."
Mike - "Niiiiice."

by Corbin Zane T. September 24, 2009

profissing

The verb used for a professor when he quickly dismisses a students logical arguemnet against what the professor is saying. He may use a arguemnet not associated with critical thinking, or a valid statement with no chance of rebuttal by the student.

The professor was profissing when he said it was ok to use tap water as contact lense solution. I stated this is false because you can lose your eye sight to infection or amoeba. He replied only 6 people in the United States lost their eyesight last year because of this, so the chances are low. He quickly went back to his lecture and didnt call on me when i reaised my hand to reply. My reply would have been the risk is too great to consider contact lense solution replacable by tap water.

by james kq12345 November 25, 2018

pressing matter

...a stool that is knocking on your back door

"I have a PRESSING MATTER that I need to attend to, in the bathroom..."

by yippa March 17, 2023