Ghost Problems

When a user encounters a completely illogical and unexplainable problem on their computer.

Jhype: "Damn"
Sabre: "Ghost problems again?"
Jhype: "I swear that I encounter more ghost problems than anyone in the world"

by Jhype April 29, 2014

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schwag problems

To have extreme trouble finding good weed when all you can find is schwag weed.

I cant find anything but dirt here, so i guess every one in this town has some serious schwag problems.

by Thomas kight January 23, 2008

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Ass Problems

The watery shit mark my Pug leaves on the couch when he drains his stinky ass glands.

Damn, Borg is having ass problems again, bring me something to clean this shit up with - and some Febreze - this shit stinks!

by Borg, 4 of 4 August 6, 2008

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First World Problems

First World Problems is stupid problems we have that does not effect our/other lives in any major way.
Compared to third world problems our problems don't mean shit.

Guy 1: (Shouting) Fuck I pissed on the toilet seat.
Guy 2: Sigh First World Problems.

by Sxybich April 7, 2013

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Issue Problems

having a lot of problems having to do with issues.

That girl has issue problems having to do with her life.

by Johnny_boy316 February 24, 2009

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Problems hot girls have that no one else could relate to. Like having to close your Facebook or Instagram due to 1,000 random friend requests daily. Or being fired for making the bosses wife uncomfortable because you are too attractive.

"My girlfriend can't even eat by herself without some random dude sliding into the booth with her!!!" Jeez dawg. Sounds like pretty girl problems

by Bookworm Beauty March 6, 2019

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