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The Elvis Presley

Named after the cultural icon, Elvis Presley, who was known to frequently eat peanut butter and banana sandwiches, "The Elvis Presley" takes place when a male lubricates a female's vagina or anus with peanut butter and then proceeds to penetrate her with a banana. This term was formed after an off-campus incident at Rowan University in Glassboro, New Jersey.
"YO MAN, I GAVE THAT BITCH THE ELVIS PRESLEY LAST NIGHT... NOW SHE HAS SALMONELLA!!"
by MrCreampuff February 15, 2009
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Presley

One of the best people you will ever meet. They are absolutely stunning and most of the time have green eyes that will have you falling for her. Presley’s are very good at sports and at everything they do. Not to mention these girls are so funny they will have you rolling. Presley’s are kind and friends with everyone. They are also lowkey freak and if you ever run into a Presley never let her go and make sure to make her yours or you’ll regret it.
Guy 1: Did you see her?
Guy 2:Yea she has to be a Presley!
by jordan6023 August 25, 2018
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pressert

A dessert you have before the meal.
I had two cinnamon rolls for pressert at the buffet, but I still saved room for ice cream at the end.
by Lerxst888 May 23, 2016
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Presley

"Yo have you heard of presley, he likes listening to XXXTentacion aka YUNG DAGGER DICK
by lildickkgirll666 June 18, 2019
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PRESLEY

the definition of Presley is perfect. if you meet presley you will think she is the biggest blessing in your life. presley will sometimes make you feel self conscious but that’s okay you’ll get over it. presley is the funniest person in the entire world. all the boys love presley. if you have a presley you are a lucky person.
boy 1: damn have you seen presley today ?
boy 2: hell ya she’s fucking beautiful!

boy 1: i wanna wife her up right now

boy 2: to late already did ;)
by thotie mchottie April 5, 2019
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Pencil Presser

A person who has anxious tendencies to the point where they carry a lot of tension when they write causing them to frequently press down and chip the tips of their pencil. They feel like they hold the weight of the world on their shoulders, and it makes them anxious, nervous, and on edge during their daily life. Their handwriting is usually dark and focused as they try to stay calm while writing, but can't bear to relax.
Stop freaking about nothing Syndey you being such a pencil presser.
by kayliHkitkat November 22, 2020
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Elvis Aaron Presley

Elvis Aaron Presley was born on January 8, 1935 in Tupelo,Mississippi and died on August 16,1977 in Graceland Memphis Tennessee due to a heart attack he was mainly called the King of Rock and he would've been 87 years old if he were alive today.
Is that the King of Rock? Yes that's Elvis Aaron Presley
by Idk_random February 25, 2022
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