Poseidon's Fury

The sexual act in which four women take part in on one mans body. Involving one riding the face, one on the crotch and two on each fist. The vigorous motion of thrusting on each female may look similar to that of a rain dance. Thus the water bringing in the god of water and earth shaking, Poseidon.

" Aaaah man i couldnt believe it, last night when i left that party with them chicks, I pulled off poseidon's fury bro"

by HYBRID7777 March 16, 2009

Poseidon's burp

When you rip ass so hard it travels forward and gently blows the hair on the bottom of your balls. Can sometimes be a Poseidon's tickle.

Demi Lovato: Whats good drake!
Drake: Broski I just felt Poseidon's burp!

by nhigas May 27, 2021

Poseidon's Rape

Similar to Posiedon's kiss, where toilet water splashes up to touch your butt from the splash of your poop, except it goes up your butthole.

John took a crap and felt Poseidon's rape as the toilet water went straight up his butthole

by catofsad July 26, 2021

Poseidon's Wrath

A step up from a Poseidon's Kiss, Poseidon's Wrath occurs when you diarrhea so forcefully into the toilet that you not only get a bit of water on your butthole, but your entire exposed bottom is covered with diarrhea water, including your buttcheeks and ballsack/taint area. A Poseidon's Wrath means more wiping, due to the entire bottom becoming covered in shitwater.

"Dude, I heard that splash from out here. Was that a Poseidon's Kiss?"
"Worse... A Poseidon's Wrath."
"Ugh, god, yeah, you do still kinda smell like shit..."

by xurban November 30, 2021

Poseidon's Dick

When you hit a bong and the water comes out with the smoke and deepthroats you.

"Wow bro! I just got a taste of Poseidon's Dick!" said mickey with a dripping bong in his hands.",

"Nice dude, poseidon visit's me daily!" Dale returned.

by dyke, dwyke July 26, 2022

Poseidon poke

When you’re pooping and toilet water splashes onto your butthole.

Me: omg I just got poseidon poked!!
Friend in the stall next to me: That’s crazy bro!!

by QuinnReed.4201 October 26, 2022

Poseidon's revenge

A sexual act involving two partners, a diving board, and a pool at least 7 feet deep. The receiving partner is in the water, with their orifice of choice facing upwards and above the water. The other partner climbs the diving board, jumps off, and penetrates the other in the water. Whether you hit or miss, this is guaranteed to be quite an experience for both of you.

"Babe, I love you and all, but I wanna spice things up, sexually."

"You want spice? I will give you Poseidon's revenge with full force, how's that for spice?"

by nochilliam August 27, 2016