Poop

something everybody enjoys doing.......... except when having anal....

hailey : ooooooo go faster!!!
stan: (smacks ass) yeeeeesssssss
hailey : wait pull it out!!! quick !!!!!!
stan: why?
hailey: because.....(shits on dick) i have to poop....Ahhhhhhhh.
stan: WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!

by mrdinkysparkles February 2, 2018

Poop

Seems like chocolate because it is I take bath in it it taste like corn

Poop comes out of ass

by Moisesisreallygood November 5, 2020

poop

A corn log.
Golden brown floater.
Taking the kids to the pool.
losing weight.
A Cpt. Brown Eye Wink.
long range torpedo.

Why's poop tapered at the end? So your ass hole doesn't slam shut.

by Cosmo April 10, 2003

Poop

The BEST type of food

I love to eat my poop! It's so yummy!

by Hdhehdhdhdhdhgsukzd December 28, 2016

poop

Food pre-digested for convenience.

I ate some poop last night.

by Cortana Dragoon September 6, 2005

poop

(verb) to bend off a usually brown colored mass from the anus.

(noun) The bent off steamy loaf that girl debbie who works at safeway left on your chest last night.

(adj) street slang meaning "cool"

(verb) damn girl, i've gotta poop.

(noun) damn girl, i've got a poop.

(adj) damn girl, you're ass is poop.

by dirty rinaldo February 12, 2004

poop

A brown sometimes other oddly colored mess that comes out of your butthole in a very violent manner.

I do not eat poop because that would be disgusting.

by david51 April 25, 2015