Wrinkle-plow

The act of having sex with an elderly woman and realizing half way through that you have missed your mark and you are actually thrusting your penis into a bank of wrinkles several inches from her vagina.

That crazy bitch said I was her kid's father when I knew for a fact I only wrinkle-plowed her ass

by Shieldings March 5, 2011

plowing cake

The act of putting the pussy in a coma with one's penis

Bro #1: "Did you tap that last night?"
Bro #2: "Yeah, I was plowing cake all night."

by theprehnmantis October 30, 2010

Breast plow

the act of ramming a male's sword between a pair of preferably big boobs

james breast plowed me last night and blew on my face.

by brandon smith-johnson August 20, 2009

Wagner plow

1) A vehicle driven by a pedofile named Wags, Jags, Slags, etc...
2) A sex move done by any of the above named pedofiles where while ramming little boys in the ass, he continuously steps forward as to push them along as an action of a plow.
3)The best name for a Snorlax ever.

1) "Yo we threw cake all over the wagner plow."

2) "Jags gave some 11 year old boy the wagner plow yesterday." -- "Isn't he like 20 or something?" --"yeah..."

3) My Wagner Plow 1 shot Gary's blastoise earlier. Gary is a bitch.

by maomaomaomaomao November 17, 2010

Plow Hand

Deep anal fisting and gaping. Typically to the mid-forearm.

I plow handed Rachel last night. You should have seen her gaping. ass.

by Eaton Holgoode March 22, 2017

nub plowing

Nub blowing is the act of using an amputated limb to perform intercourse.

After he had his arm amputated, Jim thought his sex life was in jeopardy. To his surprise many ladies enjoy his long nights of nub plowing.

by zuzzy foeller January 24, 2015

plowed and loud

When someone is hammered thereby driving their voice up significantly.

I love the Gru, but he's noisy enough when he's sober, but when he drinks he is plowed and loud

by the comand'r October 26, 2017