Platypus Rock

1. (v): to do something so shockingly awesome that even you are breathless at the prospect of your own awesomeness. Massively impressive.

2. (v): to do or participate in something that attains such a level of awesomeness because one (the platypus rocker) was involved in its creation or progress.

Dude, you platypus rocked that shit!

by Stan_the_Man! March 3, 2009

platypus complex

When one is attracted to someone who is displeasing to the eye and blinded by personality.

Friend 1: Hey did you see her new boyfriend?
Friend 2: ohh yeah! Dude is hideous! But he's nice though!
Friend 1: Talk about platypus complex eh?

by KatPiss Evergreen February 18, 2015

angry platypus

The act of sticking your penis in a bottle of IcyHot and then giving a woman anal sex...with the face of a buff man sticking a spoon up his butt hole, and ejaculating into the women's mouth and having her suck off the IcyHot.

Guy1: Dude guess what I did last night with Sherri.
Guy2: What?
Guy1: We did the angry platypus!
Guy2: What!? Did you use the entire bottle?

by Kurse November 13, 2012

The Sloppy Platypus

A sex position that is commonly used while the man is bending over a bed, the woman is laying underneath the man. One of her feet go around either of his legs and the other leg goes around his mid-waist. she thrust upward in this motion. It is used for the most sensitive and pleasurable adventure.

Ryan and I had amazing sex last night! We preformed the Sloppy Platypus on our brand new water bed! His depth perception was amazing!

by Dr. Sex. January 22, 2012

platypus eater

1.)A man who enjoys giving oral more than receiving.
2.)A man who eats platypi in his spare time.

1.)"Don't go near him hun, that man's a serious platypus eater. I don't want to think of all the places that tongue has been"
2.)"Quick! Hide your platypi! Mike the platypus eater is about!"

by Rory McMoose May 3, 2005

Asian Platypus

When one takes a party balloon or a twisting clown balloon and pokes it into a petite ass hole of a small Asian woman leaving the end tip sticking out. Then the balloon is inflated while it is in the ass hole and pulled out either ripping the asshole or exploding inside the ass.

My uncle gave my sister the Asian Platypus the other day!

by Michael Lynch October 1, 2007

Lawl Platypus

A weird, random, funny YouTube webshow. Little known, seeing as not many people YouTube the words "lawl" and "platypus" in the same search. Two girls who know they are being lame, but don't really give a shit.

Crazy Susan: Have you seen Lawl Platypus?

Stacy: Not yet.

Crazy Susan: Well, get on that! It's [e-mail].

by DEARGRAVITY, April 1, 2009