Nomadic Pimpin

In the event of a zombie apocalypse or alien invasion women will only slow men down which will potentially result in death. Also it will be highly inconvenient to deal with them on their periods. "Nomadic Pimpin" is the act of sticking with one group of women (and having sex with them) then ditching them after two weeks for your own survival and moving on to another group of women where you then repeat the cycle.

"I still want to have sex in the zombie apocalypse but don't want women's lack of survival skill to kill me, so I will just do some nomadic pimpin"

"Women are going to suck to deal with during a zombie apocalypse"
"Bro, that's why we're nomadic pimpin"

by Nomadic Pimp December 29, 2011

pimpsmack

A pimpsmack is originally used by pimps to control their whores, it involves raising your arm back so it looks like your scratching your left ear with your right hand, and bringing it down on the side of someones face.

Aaron decided he had put up with Mikey turning tricks on the side for long enough, and laid down the law with a mighty pimpsmack.

by MrDanger March 10, 2004

pimpin' hitler

n.
1. Hitler wearing awesome bell bottoms and disco-ing.
2. When a person you hate looks mighty fine in a disco outfit.

There's Ben/Becky he/she is a pimpin' hitler.

by booogymaaan October 18, 2008

pimpamacalicious

an expression used to explain that which is cool, fun, exciting or generally anything enjoyable

Dude, this chick is pimpamacalicious.

I bought this pimpamacalicious shirt today.

That blig was pimpamacalicious

by mute617 January 5, 2009

Pimping Max

A guy with a drinking problem, a Hummer, and a small penis.

That bitchnigga is a Pimping Max!

by JizzyJizz May 7, 2009

pimpiano

A piano designed and decorated in true pimp style. For example, a piano covered in zebra or leopard print with diamond and gold accents.

Wow, that zebra striped pimpiano must have cost a fortune!
It was, but the diamond encrusted keys are worth it.

by toldyouGP October 12, 2009

Pimpitis

That uncontrollable urge you get to slap a hoe whenever she walks by.

Alex: Yo Jimmy hold my hands man I got a serious case of pimpitis for Jenny over there.

Jimmy: Man no kidding I want to slap her all up and down campus.

by DoctorBob May 9, 2011