pilf

Persian i'd like to fuck

A: Ohh, look at flora!
B: Yeah, what a PILF!!!
A: yeah, lets bang her

by haakki March 10, 2007

pilf

Pirate I'd Like to Fuck

Johnny Depp is a pilf!

by threnodyangelfire July 2, 2006

Pilf

poon i'd like to fuck

Ex:"man, did you see that girl? She was fine as hell! What a pilf!

by Brady Gabe Josiah Bryan January 1, 2009

Pilf, Pilfing, Pilfed

verb, To steal something in a feendish way purposly to laugh at his/her misfortune.

I stole Johns pants while he was swimming, hes gonna have to walk around for the rest of the day without any on gutted

by Sean March 28, 2004

pilf

Priest i'd like to fuck

(at the beach)
Jen: hey, is that father O'Toole on the boardwalk?
Sarah: Holy crap, it is!
Jen: What a pilf!

by King of Canada April 26, 2006

pilf

Penguin I'd Like To Fuck

Dude, I went to the zoo with my girl on Saturday, and I saw the hottest PILF in the arctic exhibit.

by deanwermer February 2, 2008

pilf

Pilot I'd like to fuck. You know you've seen them wandering the airports... probably drunk. And you want to jump their bones.

"Whoa! Did you see our pilot? He's a PILF!"

by Rainbabyroo December 7, 2006