picture-whipped

1) adj. The stage in a relationship that is reached when someone decides that all photographic representation of themselves must prominently display their significant other, especially holiday greeting cards, vacation photographs and their portrait on their blog and/or social networking site, usually inappropriately or in a tacky way and/or often at a stage in the relationship perceived as premature by family and acquaintances, resulting in the disapproval and disgust of others.
2) v. The act of being put into a state of picture-whipped.

Ex. 1) Mark's friends defriended him on facebook because he was too picture-whipped, sending out a cheesy holiday greeting card with him and his user girlfriend of one month dancing like elves.
2) It started with portraits of them together as gifts, but Zach knew his girlfriend was trying to picture-whip him once she changed his desktop background to her portrait, leading him to dump her before the situation lead to his-and-her matching sweaters.

by Mulechicken December 18, 2008

myspace mirror picture

When myspace users take pictures of themselves in the mirror to look cool, but are only embarrasing themselves.

They dont even have any consideration to wash their jizz infested mirrors off so we can see their faces.

Pookie - Dude, that frotch Jamie.. totally just ruined that pic with her toothpaste spit all over the mirror.

Parkay - Dude, i know.. its them damn red heads! stupid myspace mirror picture!

Pokie - Dude, guys... thats not nice.. she cant help that her crotch is on fire..lol

by Pookie, Porkie, & Pokie July 22, 2006

Pictor

Super villain who ruins perfectly good pictures by unexpectedly jumping into them, making obscene gestures, doing something wildly innapropriate in the background, making it impossible to concentrate on the intended subject of the photo, or all of the above. Pictors are easily spotted, usually having a mischievous look in their eye, as if to say, "HAH! I just ruined your picture. in the name of -- EVIL." Detriments to society, they usually clan together in schools or at social events, waiting for the perfect moment to ruin a photo; can usually be found throughout yearbook pictures.

Person 1: Let's take a picture!
Person 2: OKAY! Sounds like fun.

Person 1: (holds up camera) Say Cheese!
Pictor: (spontaneously bursts into scene, flailing arms and making strange faces) I AM PICTOR! SENT HERE TO RUIN THIS PICTURE! IN THE NAME OF EVIL!

Person 2: Damn, what a Pictor. She must have no life or something, ruining our photo like that... Loser.
Pictor: BAHAHAH! FOOLS! PICTOR STRIKES AGAIN! (runs off into distance, plotting her next attack.)

by Pictor's apprentice November 2, 2009

Nofile Picture

When a person's Facebook picture is attractive enough to make you notice them (friend request, accept) but later to find out that the picture is the ONLY good one of them, as they turn out to be ugly.

Keith: Hey man I added Sarah last week, she's pretty hot.

James: What are you talking about? She's not good looking at all.

Keith: Damn, I guess that was her Nofile Picture

by mdubs10 December 16, 2009

picturds

Terrible pictures, usually taken by inebriated individuals.

Could either refer to out of focus images that are unrecognisable or photographs the subject would rather forget.

Alysha just shat about a million picturds onto facebook, bitch better not tag me!

by donxkey April 5, 2010

Picture Movie

Made possible by the moronic addition of successive, eerily similar pictures on Facebook, Picture Movies are when one cycles between 2 (or more, depending on the moron) pictures quickly in a photo album, producing an effect similar to animation.

Dude, that dumb bitch who always puts pictures of herself on Facebook is a fucking Picture Movie library. Look at these -- three in a row!

by theonlyrealperson June 15, 2011

Pictation

The act of using pictures to tell a story.

That are shows a perfect pictation of your life.

by JBinstaart November 21, 2018