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dick pickling

When you put your dick inside a pussy for at least three hours with absolutely no movement whatsoever. The pickling effect depends on the acidity of the pussy juices.
Dick pickling: Wow me and my girlfriend dick pickled for 5 hours last night, my dick now has a frothy brine to it. Mmmmm dick pickles.
by Grand Wizard Mark March 6, 2018
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Picking out curtains

A point in a relationship when you're so close with the person you're dating that moving in together is all but certain. You literally begin picking out curtains for your future apartment together.
Jake: What happened with you and Ruth? I heard you two broke up.
Matt: I have no idea...we were picking out curtains and everything...
by The JVL November 19, 2007
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out of your cotton-picking mind

A condition where you are not thinking properly. Not in your normal state, not working with your normal faculties. Out of your gourd, feeling crazy enough to do something you would never normally do. Generally considered to be related to the odd behavior of heat stroke victims or victims of exhaustion, conditions that people who would pick cotton for a living in very hot or very stressful conditions might end up suffering.
"What did you do THAT for? Are you out of your cotton-picking mind?"

"He's babbling like an idiot, like he's out of his cotton-picking mind."
by Nightowl223 May 20, 2016
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picking up what you're putting down

Understanding what the person is saying. Reaching an agreement.
"Do you understand?"
"Yes"
"Are you picking up what I'm puttting down"
by david and cyndi April 8, 2003
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hot pocketing

pooping in someones foldout couch and folding it back up and leaving it for the unsespecting owner of the couch
by DE BIG BLAM September 8, 2009
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Picking Flowers

Picking flowers refers to when someone is visiting the bathroom.

Its also pretty feminine thing to say, and maybe even a bit prestigous, not sure though
Girl 1; I need to go pick flowers, brb
Girl 2; I'll come with you

Picking flowers
by TrappedForever June 11, 2020
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hankering for a pankering

To desire sex or similar relations; postulation for copulation. See also: hanky panky.
If you're hankering for a pankering, clap your hands, if you're hankering for a pankering and you really won't settle for wankering, clap your hands.
by Bloopy February 10, 2006
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