2X Petite

not too big and not too little.

What mothers say when they are calling your grandmother through privacy manager.

*The number you have reached as privacy manager, and your call has not yet been indentified. At the tone, please say your name or company you represent and your call will be completed.

*beep*

Mother: It's 2X Petite

*Your call has been completed.*

by marcus025 June 09, 2011

Wisconsin petite

a sarcastic term used to describe a person or a thing that clearly is not considered petite except by those with delusional opinions or Andre the Giant.

Anne is 5'10 and weighs 180 lbs but considers herself petite. If she's any kind of petite, she's a Wisconsin petite.

by pooblius January 30, 2016

petite sharky

An awesome, unique, one-of-a-kind, small-sized girl who fancies sharks when everyone hates them.

A: I hate sharks.

B: I love them. Theyre cool!

A: Such a petite sharky!!

by Papayatomato November 25, 2013

Petite four

A foursome with short people. Typically something daring lads engage in on prom night

Last night was crazy, yeah?

i enjoyed all the flavors of that Petite four

by Notarealnameatallthankyou July 16, 2017

Petite J

Well well well. Brooklyn scum. Associate with this and you basically just committed social suidice.

Paddy, J, O and A do a good job of silencing it.

Pasmatri na petite J.

by Manhattan Elite April 06, 2020

Petite Clite

a little clitorus
pronounced "petite cleat"

1. did you pleasure your girlfriend?
2. well kinda, she had a petite clite

by mister_a_1234 October 06, 2008

petition wall

is the weak wall between the anus and vagina entry

dude: If i put my finger in your anus and thumb in you vag, then squeeze and pull i will rip out your petition wall!

shiela: WTF so i shit all over my vagina?

dude: Well thats one way to look at it. But i was refering to re-sale when you can advertise more room space in your living area.

by standox April 24, 2010