pittsburgh penguins

My hometown team, which I love. The Penguins have a lot in common with the Chicago Bulls (unitl recently): both have a 1 man history (Jordan's Bulls/Mario's Pens). The Pens were up and down and had several different owners through 1980. Then, in '83, the sucky Penguins were rewarded with the ultimate prize: the greatest player to ever play, Mario Lemieux. Mario was incredible, but needed help for the team to win. In '90, they aquied players like Barrasso, Jagr, Francis, and Samuellson and ended up winning back to back Stanley Cups. But in the '90s, Mario had cancer and back issues, but Jagr, Francis, and Kasperitis stepped it up and the Penguins made the playoffs every year from '90 to '01. But bankruptcy is now the downfall of the Pens (Mario own them now), who have a crappy arena and can't afford anyone but crappy players. Please keep the Pens in Pittsburgh!

Keep the Penguins in Pittsburgh.

by SteelTown69 March 29, 2004

distorted penguins

kick ass ska band

distorted penguins kick ass!!!

by beatbopper October 26, 2003

Pittsburgh Penguins

A team in the NHL that is full of rookies. It has financial problems and is trying to get more fans to come to the games. It's the only NHL team with an excuse to lose, because of the inexperience of their players and goalies.

The Pittsburgh Penguins put on a good fight against the New Jersey Devils, but were defeated in OT.

by Jefferson January 1, 2004

pittsburgh penguins

bunch of faggots with a fanbase full of retards who, for some reason, think anyone donning a pittsburgh uniform is the hottest shit to ever play the sport

sidney crosby's pregame good luck charm is to be the target of the pittsburgh penguins' daily bukkake and circle jerk sessions

by Gary Bettman Is A Faggot January 23, 2009

Stripping Penguins

totally awesome, sexii girls with unique personalities and the ability to kick some ass who strip their clothes after playing in the snow

stripping penguins are so cool.

by Alerondi May 11, 2009

Pittsburgh Penguins

A bunch of fucking bitches. They are a disgrace to the game and should stop being a franchise because no one but those fuckin' douches in Pittsburgh like them. They're a bunch of babies and can all die in a hole. Faggots.

Me: "FUCK THE PITTSBURGH PENGUINS!"
Everyone else with a brain: "YEAH THEY SUCK HUGE COCK!!! FUCK 'EM!!!!!"

by PENSsuckPENISSSS December 10, 2011

Yellow Penguins

Evil penguins that wish to take over the world.

"OHHH MY GOD!!! The evil penguins are coming!!!"

by Sarah June 9, 2004