a mo-ped (low-powered motorized scooter) being driven by one who is high or "stoned"
guy 1: dude i was at the store the other day and i saw a do-ped go by!!

guy 2: that's sick man,i wanna do that
by preydonttalk January 20, 2011
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Pronounced (peedomar): A very sweaty short stout heavy breathing beer keg sized humanoid sometimes seen lurking or creeping around at the local gym.
My girl hates it when she's at the gym trying to get in her workout when she spots a sweaty ped-omar acting like he's working out. Its creepy but obvious to all the girls because everyone knows what he is really there for.
by Queen Gloria June 8, 2023
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A wealthy Chinese philanthropist who paid large sums of money in order to have his name plastered everywhere, so that people would remember who he was.
"Look there's another Ped Xing sign"
"Oh that Ped Xing, how we'll remember him"
by Alb Benavides June 29, 2009
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An individual who drives a moped because they are not old enough/can't afford to own a motorbike. Ped-heads generally carry their helmets with them in public so other people will know that they own a ped. Ped-Heads tend to think they are cool and somehow superior to others who don't own a ped.
That Ped-Heads moped sounds like it's powered by triple A batteries.
by Rhys1888 May 27, 2015
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Short for pedophile van. A vehicle that looks as if it is used for the illegal transportation of little children. The vehicle is generally (but not limited to), a white ford E-250 with no back windows. Other variations in designs include any large beat up cargo vans with fences in the back, or with "business logos", that try to make viewers not to scrutinize the integrity of this vehicle.
There's no reason for that vehicle to not have windows, it must be a ped van!
by SafetyTrav July 17, 2010
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A guy who has an unstable relationship even though he is single.
OMG! That guy is such a lum-ped.
by Lumped_is_number11 October 7, 2017
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Some wanker who thinks he is hard as fuck on his 3 wheeled pink scooter riding on the side of the road like the little cunt they know they are
Little girl: *gets on scooter*
Fat man in a car: “don’t be a fuckin do-ped
by Kier init November 10, 2019
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