ped boy

A faggot usually riding about on a shitty 2 stroke scooter thinking hes hard

Look at that ped boy there what a faggot

by Fjsnrjxxks March 17, 2016

ped'hest

The word given to passers by who may be injured / knocked over / offended by an activity taking place.
Comes from 'Pedestrian'. See also O.A.Ped

"Hold up! Ped'hests coming! We'd better stop skimming pennies across the canal or they could get hit!"

by Jacob Brant August 1, 2005

ped ezekhiel

A sweet funny guy that you'll want to spend the rest of your life with, who also brings out your naughty side. He's adorable, cute, and amazing. Life has no meaning without him. If you ever find a ped and you fall in love, he will stay with you no matter how bad things get. His love makes you smile and he loves how much you love him. Once you get your ped, you'll never want to let him go. You'll be together forever. I know I'll be with my ped forever <3. He is the most fun person to be with. He's kinda of a joker, that's why you'll easily fall in love with him. Of course he can be handsome or cute sometimes beautiful, depends, but in my eyes he will always be beautiful inside and out. He'll do everything to make you happy, he'll pretend to be gay for me, like it's the cutest ever. He may be not talking much, but he's the most caring loving person ever. To his girlfriend i know his trying his best to make her feel that he's right there and make sure that he gives enough attention to his girlfriend, even though his busy. He should take of his self don't forget to take a rest. His smile causes butterflies to be born in a certain tummy. A guy like him has a good heart, and stands firm on what he knows to be true.
I love you.

I love you so much ped Ezekhiel

by Mahal gab <\\3 January 19, 2022

ped-head

They style of hair usually associated with a pedifile. For example, if you look at a kid in your class, you might say he has ped-head if he has a haircut like a well-known pervert from the 80's.

"Jesus Mel, look at Josh today."
"Yeah Michayla, he's got major ped-head."
"Mmmhm, its creepin me out a little bit."

by Michayla May 1, 2008

PED XING

to manage, work out, solve unpleasant and tiresome duties, such as raising money to live or walking to the store while stoned: cf. San Francisco street-crossing signs embedded in the gravel : PED XING
The opposite of hallucinating (to hallucinate: to have fun, feel free, be easy, be in tune with life, enjoy and understand, opposite of PED-X

I've been PED XING all week, I can't wait to skip town tomorrow and go see The Grateful Dead.

by MattGrillo September 17, 2008

PED XING

A character in the TV show "Max Headroom," the CEO of the Zik-Zak corporation that peddled, among other things, a fast-food called "Zik-Zak burger packs" that, in one episode, contained an addictive simstim

Ped Xing: "Zik-Zak is watching with great concern. You must not lose your edge... or you lose Zik-Zak!"

by a_jackel November 25, 2009

Ped Xtrian

Is a person walking in, or crossing the street, usually used to describe those who are doing it dangerously or in a manner which obstructs street traffic.

A casual jaywalker, who (at least in CA), flaunts and/or insists his/her right-of-way, commonly ignoring drivers who are waiting for them, or intensely glaring at the them.

Derived from big yellow warning signs reading"PED XING"

Under archaic California Law, Ped Xtrians always have the right-of-way over ALL vehicular traffic, from semi's to tricycles, whether on the freeway, an LAX runway, or a sidewalk.

In NYC, as well as many other inner city, areas, a PedXtrian is normally referred to as "dat dead guy over der in da gutter".

by Professor Jimbro December 6, 2009