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"I make grease pellets with my sweat"
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Pergus Pedward "Pimmy" Pell

Pergus Pedward Pimmy Pell a young baller that was brought up through the La Masia academy where he learnt from his idol PESSI how to pay the referee and earn a bunch of penalties. Pergus is often well-known for his rounded 5 Gnome D'ors which he recieved for scoring over 100+ penalties in a season. He's worth over 10 million gum nuts, he played at Inter Miama, Barcelona and PSG and also short 1 season loan at Penalty United where he captianed the club to win the gardens league after winning every knockout game on penalties. He took every single penalty! Penalty United Ultra Shiv Patel reported a number of hauntings from Pergus. He called him 'the ghost of Glenunga'. He is constantly sniffing out a free penalty coupon. When our reporters confronted Pergus about his penalties he screamed "Qué mirás bobo" Pergus is often seen crying in the school bathrooms saying "Please give me just one penalty, I'm very short I need it!" The tale of Pergus is certainly a mystery and we are doing our best to find out more about the legend himself but for now be careful because Pergus Pedward "Pimmy" Pell could be anywhere and is always trying to find his next penalty. Stay safe. Take your penalties quickly, before he makes you his next victim.
" I saw Pergus Pedward "Pimmy" Pell scored over 1000 penalties in the gardens league cup."
by Pergus Pell October 18, 2023
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Pielli

Shortened form of the word 'retard' often used to describe a person that is obnoxious or arrogant.
Wow, that kid is such a Pielli.
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pelle

That's a very tasty looking Pelle!
by Naicele February 17, 2010
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Peellying

When you’re being tortured and the skin of your willy is being peeled off.
“He was tortured and they tried to make him talk by peellying him to find out more about the missing person”

“He tortured him by peellying him because he stole his chocolate
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puella

Latin for girl, young lady, dame, lass, maiden, and whatnot, this word is used as though it were english in speach. This slang originated in the Portland (OR) area and is used by kids (late teens early adults) generally when talking about or to a young lady(ages 16ish-28ish).
Hey puella, wanna go burn one?
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I'm gonna take my puella to the beach for her birthday.
by bryan Andradé June 13, 2004
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pell grant

A cash reward eagerly anticipated in refund form by college students nationwide. Given to needy students, funds that are not used for tuition purposes are sent in check form at a specified time of the year. (usually after January).
I can't wait till my Pell Grant comes in, I'ma get some new thongs and a pizza.
by EASTSIDAZ March 25, 2004
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