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Crystal Parasite

Someone that grows their entire personality off of the lifestyle or personality of someone who is already famous, or some cultural phenomenon, basically anything popular, in a vain attempt to get famous themselves.
For example, any YouTuber that has over 100k subscribers, or maybe even less.
Sometimes this works, but most of the time they just come off as a parasite, leeching off of the success of the person or TV Show or whatever, the "crystal" they "parasite" off of.
Thus they seem instead like talentless hacks with no worth of their own besides what they echo from their "crystal".
Essentially they are a clone of the person, but worse. Much worse.
Person 1: Ugh, that guy's such a crystal parasite, always leeching off of Merg's success.
"that guy": What's up guys, welcome back, to *insert game that Merg's already played here*.
by Padria Zozzria May 30, 2020
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Wifi Parasite

People that buy a latte to sit in a coffee shop or similar venue for free wifi.
I walked in to a bagel shop for a bagel and noticed a table full of wifi parasites, laptops open, paper and pens out and pure business discussions flowing.
by Marcellus_Wallace October 13, 2014
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Gift Parasite

A person who adds their name to a gift tag in order to claim partial credit for giving the gift.
I'm totally broke so I had to be a gift parasite and sign on that present you're giving Grandma.
by Bird Turggler November 23, 2009
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Nittra Parasite

A positive parasite that is similar to the hormone Oxytocin. The Nittra positive Parasite get's into peoples brains and spreads love.
"I feel in love, probably got the Nittra parasite"
by mmmarcusss November 2, 2017
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welfare parasite

the people that suck(the parasite)the taxes(for welfare) out of my paycheck because they are too lazy to carry their ass to work.
1. It would be nice to get a president that would get rid of all the welfare parasites.

2. It sho must be nice bein a welfare parasite, free moneys and free food..... I'm the dumb ass for having a job!
by gagarn April 25, 2008
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Mind Parasite

an' asshole who keeps spamming "..." in channel 999. From the role playing action game marvel future fight
He's probably autistic at some point
by Sei Hunter August 18, 2019
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bureaucratic parasite

A bureaucrat that wastes money and drains resources from society. They are quite common in countries all over the world.
When a bureaucrat was giving a speech about how much work the government was getting done, I yelled, "Get off the stage you bureaucratic parasite!" They always lie and act like the government is working efficiently.
by BureaucraticParasite February 20, 2017
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