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painted hero

Celebrity who thinks they are heroic because of the characters they play;
Sports figures
fake hero
comic book characters
These celebrity sycophants wouldn't know a painted hero from a real one.
by MadSlasher October 16, 2020
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Painted ladies

A row of brightly colored Victorian house s located in san Francisco's western addition near Alamo Park
I sent a postcard home of the painted ladies. That full

Moon in the background has to have been photo shopped!
by 4realazitgits March 27, 2021
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Painted the pope

Paint the pope is when a girl kisses the tip of the penis, with lipstick on.
" my god guys, my Mrs painted the pope last night"
by Captain-fishlips May 2, 2021
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Painted troll fat

Saying this phrase will get you sent to Facebook jail. Source: Personal experience. Refers to: the game Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion and the quest “A Brush With Death” where you enter a painting and fight painted trolls which will drop painted troll fat when killed.
I follow a gibberish page on Facebook and decided to randomly comment “painted troll fat” which got me sent to Facebook jail. I got 3 days for my 3rd offense for equally stupid reasons. Thanks mods!
by Zozothecat July 22, 2021
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Painted Bagel

When you're doing a girl or guy from behind and you see poop on their ass.
Yea, I hit that but she had a painted bagel.
by JustJess1987 March 8, 2022
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painted rim

When you cum on someone's butthole and "paint the rim"
Man, he gave me a painted rim last night. I'm still trying to clean up.
by Failstaff July 8, 2022
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The act of rubbing one's clitoris for sexual pleasure.
Yeah I was waiting and nothing happened so I painted trim in the new bedroom
by SweaterYamsAreMyJam September 2, 2022
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