I wish I could be like Turk P. Diddy, he steals all of the bitties from me and he didnt even speak to her.
by Turkeynoham June 17, 2018
Get the turk p. diddymug. The state of getting totally fucked up last night and waking up in a bathtub.
Usually followed by a feeling to grab one's glasses, get out the door and hit the city.
The statement is usually answered by the unknown voice of a black rapper saying "What up girl?" from the background.
Common to famous whores who sell multi-million copies of their music.
Usually followed by a feeling to grab one's glasses, get out the door and hit the city.
The statement is usually answered by the unknown voice of a black rapper saying "What up girl?" from the background.
Common to famous whores who sell multi-million copies of their music.
"Wake up in the morning feeling like P Diddy (Hey, what up girl?) Put my glasses on, Im out the door - Im gonna hit this city"
by calibermag.org February 14, 2010
Get the Feeling like P Diddymug. by Policegurl October 24, 2010
Get the wake up in the morning feeling like p. diddy.mug. A P. Diddy is a man who likes dick and balls and gets a boner when hes at Disneyland. The average P. Diddy fan molests an average of 30 little boys an hour.
Look! It's P Diddy! Hide your kids!
P. Diddy fan: do you have any kids?
Normal person: I won't show them to you, you are a P. Diddy fan!
P. Diddy fan: aw, shucks!
P. Diddy fan: do you have any kids?
Normal person: I won't show them to you, you are a P. Diddy fan!
P. Diddy fan: aw, shucks!
by Doobedoo May 12, 2024
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Get the P Diddymug.