Jagging

Jacking off

Dude, my mom caught me jagging to porn.

by friskycurtain December 9, 2008

jagged it

When you expect something to work, but it doesn't. Jagged it

Walking into a door when it's locked - Jagged it
Busy Day, but cancelled all the orders - Jagging it

by <3 cclc June 26, 2018

Jag

It means, good or bad, amazing or embarrassing depending on the way it is used.

For example, them shoes are jag mate

OR
That girl was well jag

by Conrad Maximilian April 14, 2019

jags

A mis-spelling of the word "haha" often used when typing the word with one hand using swift input. If your finger starts at the "j" instead of "h", it becomes "jags".

What does "jags" mean jags?

by Lew-wap March 14, 2022

Jag

A name of a guy that has a long ass name and is the tallest motherfucker you ever met and and plays so much video games

Yo Jag what’s up

by Da man chicken September 25, 2018

jag

A. To, through no skill of your own, make something fortuitous happen. or
B. To seriously screw up something. or
C. To burp the worm (masturbate).

A. You bastard! How did you jag that? (after winning a prize)
A. Somehow jagged that one! (after fluking a pool shot)
B. Oh fuck! I jagged it! (after missing a pool shot)
C. I didn't have anything to do, so I jagged it 'til it bled.

by Dav Byrne January 8, 2006

Jag

A verb to be used when one means serious business, and wishes to express their anger. Can mean to hurt, burn, kill, or basically just fuck the person up.

John: You know steve, you're kind of a tool
Steve: Shut up before I jag you.

by Friendly Niggerhood Spiderman February 9, 2014