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Older Sibling

An ancient being known long before the Younger Sibling came to be. This being is often blamed for the younger's misdoings despite not being in the area of the incident or at the area near the time of the event. They are often either antisocial or very mischievous to either the humans or Younger Sibling but are also the protectors of theYounger Sibling despite the annoyance they receive.
Don't blame the Older Sibling for the younger's misdoings or you will get pee in your shoes.
by BlainaCipher May 2, 2019
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National Oldest Sibling Day

National oldest sibling day is a day to be thankful for the oldest sibling for basically being a 3rd parent, they sacrificed many things for the young ones, and most of all, get yelled at the most.

National oldest sibling day takes place on July 15th
Guy 1: I hate my older brother!
Guy 2: Be nice bro! It’s national oldest sibling day
by abiban74 October 15, 2019
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The oldest trick in the book

A trick most people know about, if you try to trick someone and they say ¨thats The oldest trick in the book, then it means they know what you are trying to do and, to quote Robbie Rotten, ¨Try something else¨.
Remember just because someone knows what you are trying to pull, does not mean they are untrickable.
Also, you should subscribe to Dumbass Dinosaurs on youtube, their content can be a bit offensive, but if you can handle that than I definitely Recommend them.
Guy1: Hey, look over there!
Guy2: Bruh, that's The oldest trick in the book.
by lordgrim the invcbke November 8, 2020
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I get older, they stay the same age

A very famous quote from the kickass movie, Dazed and Confused.
Wooderson: That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age.
by Person (: August 20, 2010
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oldenburg

a super tiny town nobody knows of unless they've literally been in it, characterized by church spires, german architecture, white catholic german citizens, beer, and Oldenburg Academy
person1: i just drove through oldenburg; it's beautiful

person2: what's an oldenburg?
by srtg0078 January 8, 2012
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older guy syndrome

when a female or females become obsessed with an older male or a group of older males.
typically seen in high school situations when an older guy will talk to a younger girl and despite any amount of ugliness/dickishness the girl will become obsessed and next to ignore or look down on guys of her own age.
girl: oh this guy in the year above talked to me the other day, he is perfect, despite how he is completely unfunny unattractive and an overall dick
guy: someone has older guy syndrome
by jerkinabox March 18, 2013
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Older Brother

a genetic disorder of having a male older sibling. They have two objectives on life, one to annoy the living piss out of you, and two to protect/ teach you.
"My older brother is a total prick."

"My older brother helped me work on my spiral, now i can throw twenty yards farther."

"My older brother beat the shit out of my ex boyfriend, when he tried to rape me"
by avelmen1889 January 11, 2010
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