Ogre aids

A type of aids especially prominent in ogres, cause of spread unknown.

Shrek is one of the most famous ogres to have confessed testing positive for ogre aids.

Shrek: Donkey, I've got ogre aids!
Donkey: Well, in the morning - I'm making waffles!
Shrek: That shit bussin'!
Donkey: Wah! No cap, sheesh!

by Dr. Mongo June 04, 2021

ogre battling

The act of attempting to have anal sex with a person while they are trying to shit.

Yo dude i was totally ogre battling this chick last night, IT WAS SICK!

by 420_Sneaky_33_Pete_69 July 19, 2008

ogre

Stuart Bawden, the sexiest, sweetest, cutest guy I know; I love him so much.

Ogre: You're a running shoe
Me: NO, YOU'RE A RUNNING SHOE!

by Blueknightess March 17, 2005

Ogre Dick

A disease that makes your cock look like a cucumber, it is abnormally large tearing apart young innocent female nuns.

Jim's ogre dick ripped lindsays tight butthole open.

by cockboyjones October 17, 2011

Slippery Ogre

A sex move you pool on a fat chick, usually about 400-500 lb.

Dude I pulled a slippery ogre on that fat girl from the gas station last night. But she was so heavy I hurt my back.

by Dalergohst July 25, 2015

Ogre Magi

Someone who is much larger then anyone else

"That guy is HUGE!"
"Yeah, hes an Ogre Magi"

by WPE May 27, 2009

Ogre mounds

Mishapen, offensively ugly and excessively fat breasts. Usually found on women, but not restricted by gender.

Inspired by the dwelling places of equally ugly and fat creatures in the MMORPG, World of Warcraft.

"That fat chick's got huge wabs"
"Eugh, ogre mounds, sort it out."

Things were getting pretty hot until her ogre mounds fell on me.

by Harshery December 08, 2010