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ogre battling

The act of attempting to have anal sex with a person while they are trying to shit.
Yo dude i was totally ogre battling this chick last night, IT WAS SICK!
by 420_Sneaky_33_Pete_69 August 13, 2008
mugGet the ogre battlingmug.

ogre

Stuart Bawden, the sexiest, sweetest, cutest guy I know; I love him so much.
Ogre: You're a running shoe
Me: NO, YOU'RE A RUNNING SHOE!
by Blueknightess March 17, 2005
mugGet the ogremug.

Ogre Dick

A disease that makes your cock look like a cucumber, it is abnormally large tearing apart young innocent female nuns.
Jim's ogre dick ripped lindsays tight butthole open.
by cockboyjones October 21, 2011
mugGet the Ogre Dickmug.

Ogre mounds

Mishapen, offensively ugly and excessively fat breasts. Usually found on women, but not restricted by gender.

Inspired by the dwelling places of equally ugly and fat creatures in the MMORPG, World of Warcraft.
"That fat chick's got huge wabs"
"Eugh, ogre mounds, sort it out."

Things were getting pretty hot until her ogre mounds fell on me.
by Harshery December 9, 2010
mugGet the Ogre moundsmug.

Ogre Magi

Someone who is much larger then anyone else
"That guy is HUGE!"
"Yeah, hes an Ogre Magi"
by WPE May 29, 2009
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Slippery Ogre

A sex move you pool on a fat chick, usually about 400-500 lb.
Dude I pulled a slippery ogre on that fat girl from the gas station last night. But she was so heavy I hurt my back.
by Dalergohst August 22, 2015
mugGet the Slippery Ogremug.

ogre bitch

a white trash female, known for her annoying personality. they can be identified by their broomstick hair, constant wifebeater, and their inability to go anywhere without at least a little bit of camel toe and a toothpick in their mouth. ogre bitches usually only hang out with other ogre bitches, or guys just too desperate to care. their voices are comparable to squirrels or andre the giant, either way capable of making your ears bleed, so take caution when caught in a conversation with them. it's been said their mothers don't even love them. they are almost always obviously the man in the relationship and can be seen most days packing their 17 kids into their camero or 73 dodge pickup truck on their daily trips to walmart, the liquor store, and lowe's.
preferable choice of employment: carpenter.
by those moon tower kids January 16, 2009
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